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[cuttlefishcull]

[When Feferi blinks into focus she looks a little mussed up.] I think I was sleeping-

We were sleeping, and now we are awake. I rather liked sleeping more.

[Feferi just blinks, staring at the screen before grinning] You have arms and legs! And you're talking!

Yes, and so are you, shall we start handing out awards for mundane things now or-

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[video]

[caligulasaqua]

...Are you alright? I was wonderin' where you were.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

Eridan! [Her faciliberry groans and mutters about how one doesn't need to screech another's name each time they see each other] I think I was asleep for a long time, I closed my eyes then poof!

Are you ok? Are there really space cowboys?

[video]

[caligulasaqua]

I haven't seen any space cowboys, whatever those are. I'm fine though.

We've got an awesome base and you need to come see it.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

They ride stuff! Like cows I guess, I don't really understand how human ones do it. But they have great hats!

Oh, ok! Where is it, I want to see!

[video]

[caligulasaqua]

...That's stupid. How can you ride somethin' like that in space?

[and here's directions! they are amazing and clear and everything. yep.]

It's a pretty great base, even if it was just a human hive before. But since I'm the leader and it's my base that makes up for that part. Mostly.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

I don't know! Maybe there are space cows- how glubbing cool would that be!

[excellent! This causes more griping from her faciliberry but at least it probably can follow directions better than her. She starts moving as she speaks, only pausing when her faciliberry grumpily points out she's going the wrong way]

Oh- is it full of cool space human stuff? Who else is there? Do you know where Sollux is?

[video]

[caligulasaqua]

That wouldn't be cool, it would be downright disturbin'. Human cows are weird enough without makin' them be in space.

No, it's full of a gun pile and a clothes pile and food and other shit like that. You know, useful things. And everyone's supposed to be here, but they're bein' lousy followers to my leadership so most of them aren't here at all. Sol should be, though, unless he went to do somethin'. He even brought food. It was really weird.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

What's wrong with human cows? I guess they are sort of weird looking- but all human things are!

Hehe, weird that he was kelping you? Maybe you're a betta leader than you think Eridan! [she hurries along happily] Maybe they'll come visit! Or at least they know where to go if somefin bad happens.

[video]

[caligulasaqua]

They're human cows. That's what's wrong with them.

I know I'm a great leader, but this is Sollux we're talkin' about. He never wants anythin' to do with me so I don't see why he'd do it now, even if I am the best at this. He even complimented me.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

Haha, you glub that about everything!

... Really? What did he compliment you about?

[video]

[caligulasaqua]

Because it's true!

He said my plans were actually intelligent. And that I was right.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

There must be some human stuff you like! There's so much of it!

... was it an experiment? It must have been- Shush!

[video]

[caligulasaqua]

Well, there isn't. It's all stupid and pointless.

Not that I know of. It was the first week here, there's never one then. And everyone was actin' all normal other than that. He was even still bein' an asshole about it.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

I'll find something, just you wade and see!

Oh... well maybe you had a good idea! Or maybe he was- what is that term you lor use? Trolling? Shh! It was probably a good idea, Sollux is too grumpy to troll like that.

[video]

[caligulasaqua]

Go ahead and try. You won't find anythin' though.

I did have a good idea, just. I didn't think anythin' would be good enough for him to actually recognize it.

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

If I do find something you betta not pretend you hate it anyray!

Are you two still... you know? Fighting in the bad way?