[o] 12th Scratch - Doc Scratch [Video]

[doctor_scratch]

[The feed turns on and is rather shaky, it seems like the faciliberry is shaking in fear, somehow pinned into place. The image is fixed on Doc Scratch, standing up straight and tall inside a green room. His body is pulsing with green and yellow lightening, the collar around his neck gone from blue to black

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[Audio] I feel like the 'berry was channeling Hussie LMFAO

[bit_awuss]

You sound kind of fucking nuts when you say weird shit like that, I thought you'd like to know.

But you have fucking good tastes in decorating. I'll give you that.

[Video] I should name it Mini Huss or Hussberry

[doctor_scratch]

I'm not exactly sure what weird things I said. I'm only giving out a proper if not slightly interrupted warning.

You're lying to all of them, you're the only threat around! Watch out, he'll skin you alive!

Ignore him, I never lie. Thank you, though, I take pride in my interior design.

Green makes me sick!

Shoosh.

[Video] Hussieberry...Finn. /SHOT FOR WORST PUNS

[bit_awuss]

Well, everyone kind of says weird shit here, so I guess it's normal actually. Weird...normal shit. Whatever.

I really don't give a fuck. I mean, what your fucking 'berry is saying.

I mean, you can't be all bad if you actually take time to make your place look decent. I fucking hate ugly places.

[Video] Worst puns. I'm sticking to Hussberry it's adorable 8|

[doctor_scratch]

Some minor altercations to the space in which this house exists and voila, green and gorgeous.

You're going to trust a guy with weird space powers over ME?

Feel free to take refuge here, I have more than enough room.

You can sleep with the dead girls he's piling up in here!

[Video] Hussberry doesn't like you much huh 8|

[bit_awuss]

Space powers. Great. I'll just add that to my list of weird ass fucking people I know. Heaven forbid I meet or talk to someone who's actually normal. Fucking christ.

It's kind of sunny out right now. Think I'll just stick to my shitty closet in the meantime.

[Video] He's just jealous cause I tell his story better than he does

[doctor_scratch]

Suit yourself. If nighttime roles by and you feel the need, come and visit. I'd love to have some guests over before anything bad happens.

What are you, some kind of nerdy gamer who lives in his mother's basement?

[Video] He should suck it up then

[bit_awuss]

I'll keep it in mind. Fuck I was about to stupidly ask if you had tea or some shit. I can't actually drink it. [Oh the pains of being a vampire. Can't enjoy a cup of good tea.]

Your place looks ten times fucking better then any basement I'm sure.

[Video] He solves his problems by tearing people's legs off

[doctor_scratch]

I have tea back in my room, but only for guests. Of course, it's a shame you can't have any. I understand your plight entirely.

Have you noticed this freak doesn't have a mouth?

[Video] Rude 8|

[bit_awuss]

Do you actually eat or something? Can you even eat?

[What is having tact? He's honestly curious though] Also, I knew zombies and other weird motherfuckers. I think I can live with someone not having a goddamn mouth.

[Video] I'll say 8I

[doctor_scratch]

No, food is unnecessary to me. Although I'm sure if I really wanted to, I could find a way to eat, or taste, or even smell. Not that I do want to.

Geeze you're a creep, no wonder you don't mind this guy.

Judging by your teeth, as well as your knowledge of the undead and wish to stay out of the sunlight, may I assume that you're Earth's version of a rainbow drinker?

[Video] Teach it some manners gawsh

[bit_awuss]

Well. That sounds pretty fucking convenient. Makes me wonder how you're able to talk, but I actually don't give a shit since you can talk.

If rainbow drinker means vampire, then yes. I don't know what the flying fuck a rainbow drinker is.

[Video] Impossible he refuses

[doctor_scratch]

It's nice not being organic, yes. A lot of weaknesses I would otherwise have are not a problem for me.

And yes, vampire is the Earth word for it. My planet calls them rainbow drinkers due to the prevailing culture having multicolored blood.

God, freaky as hell, you two were made for each other.

[Video] BC Lame.

[bit_awuss]

Oh. Wow, that's fucking weird. I mean, different colored blood. [Would that taste different? Actually, he rather not find out honestly. He'll stick to getting his blood from people who're offering to him.]

Your shitty device has a shitty sense of humor by the way.

[Video] Talk to the Hussberry about it :C

[doctor_scratch]

It is rather odd, isn't it? Then again, they are an alien race, perhaps it's to be expected that they'd be rather odd.

Just because you don't get my sense of humor doesn't mean it isn't funny.

No, you're incredibly unfunny.

Am not!

[Video] But he's rude D8

[bit_awuss]

I guess. But we're technically an alien race to them. So I guess we just find each other fucking weird.

The most fucking unfunny thing ever.

[He has no problems with his 'berry. He might have scared the shit out of it at reset...]

[Video] Give him blue candy arrows, they were placate him

[doctor_scratch]

Exactly. Well, I suppose I'm rather alien to both races, because I myself am not of a race. But I digress.

You guys wouldn't know a good sense of humor if it bit you in the butt!

Was I supposed to laugh at that? Ha ha, hee hee, hoo hoo?