[Audio] I'm sorry I didn't tag this earlier. ;___;bit_awussAugust 23 2011, 07:19:54 UTC
Shi-Fuck. I-
Fuck.
Look. I'm alive. So, you don't need to know. I mean, I uhh...shit. You don't want to talk to me, I fucking swear you don't. I got people pissed as fuck at me from last week. [Namely Harry and Bucky, but he's sure America has more friends then just those two who would kill him many times over.] I fucked up.
[audio][Locked 50%]bit_awussAugust 24 2011, 23:51:48 UTC
I forgot. You were like a fucking kid or something, I don't even fucking know.
I killed some dumbass. They're dead. Gone. Waiting to come back then kill my sorry ass for killing him. I don't fucking know why though. I just didn't have any restraint, and that's a lot of fucking restraint considering I don't fucking like biting people.
[audio][Locked 50%]onteamdysonAugust 25 2011, 00:34:57 UTC
Dude... okay... yeah, that was my bad. I sort of feel slightly responsible in a way, so I'm going to help you out. NOT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING! Mostly it's for Hanna.
Okay. So just... I have a sword for one thing. Are you hungry at all right now? Mmmmmmaaaaaybe you should stay with me and Hanna. Or Worth. Who was this dumbass just so I can get some intel!?
[audio][Locked 50%]bit_awussAugust 25 2011, 00:50:56 UTC
It's not your fucking fault. This place pulled so much shit last week, there were fucking kids everywhere. [It's okay. It's not like he thinks you're actually kind of cool.] Fuck, is Hanna okay? He was acting fucking weird last week.
I'm okay right now. I stayed with Worth for the rest of the week since he didn't want me killing anyone else by accident. Some dumbass named Alfred, I'm pretty sure. He was pretty fucking nice. Kind of obnoxious, but decent. Fuck, I can't believe I killed him.
[audio][Locked 50%]onteamdysonAugust 25 2011, 00:57:25 UTC
Yeah, I think he's done being a total asshole with scary, scary tendencies.
Okay. I'm gonna try and find out the word on the street, but dude. It wasn't your fault either. That wasn't YOU, it was the experiment. I got this. Damage control Kenzi time is go.
[audio][Locked 50%] It's kind of amazing times a million!onteamdysonAugust 25 2011, 01:07:39 UTC
Holy crap, I agree with you on so many levels. This can't ever happen again. The agreeing part... and I guess the Hanna going insane part, too. Worth said it wasn't actually him. Not like... metaphorically, like he was a double. An evil double.
Connie... listen to me. You are a VAMPIRE! That is what you DO! It took Bo a billion years before she learned to not kill people and you went around not killing them from the start. This was like... a freebie death! And it doesn't even count because he'll just come back, anyway. Don't sweat it. Hah. Get it? Because... you don't actually... sweat. Ooookay. [Fine. Don't appreciate her amazing jokes.]
[audio][Locked 50%] bit_awussAugust 25 2011, 01:19:51 UTC
...We'll just fucking pretend it never happened. The agreeing part. [What the fuck friendship is this?] So like an evil fucking twin. Good, because if that were actually Hanna, I'd slap his fucking face back to normal.
I don't know who the fuck Bo is, but fuck if he doesn't come back. He-no he'll fucking come back. He'll probably beat my sorry shit up, but he'll be back. [BC God damn it America. Nine days? Seriously.] Hah...hah. I forget about this shit to be honest.
[audio][Locked 50%] onteamdysonAugust 25 2011, 01:23:33 UTC
Agreed. Wait. DAMMIT! [Does this even count as friendship? Who knows.]
Bo is my best friend in the entire fucking world and she is a succubus and we knew a vampire but he got his ass killed by a psycho and-- let's not even go there. Terrible nightmares, man. Anyway, he'll be back and if he tries to beat your shit? I'll just beat his.
[audio][Locked 50%] bit_awussAugust 25 2011, 01:28:56 UTC
Fuck. WHATEVER. This part of the fucking conversation didn't happen! [Yeahhhh...]
Oh, well fuck. I guess that's pretty crazy. You're like the Hanna of wherever you come from. I mean, except you're not dumb and shit. [And more attractive. But hey, he doesn't actually give a shit about looks so.] Hopefully that crazy kid isn't around anymore. He wanted me fucking dead.
[audio][Locked 50%] bit_awussAugust 26 2011, 05:12:23 UTC
I think you should be happy you don't. He like coughs up blood or some shit after. It's fucking weird. And Worth is a fucking ass. He keeps saying bullshit about me, I'm sick of it.
Some kid threatened to kill me or some shit. I don't know who the fuck it was. That and he was more like some fucking teenager.
Fuck.
Look. I'm alive. So, you don't need to know. I mean, I uhh...shit. You don't want to talk to me, I fucking swear you don't. I got people pissed as fuck at me from last week. [Namely Harry and Bucky, but he's sure America has more friends then just those two who would kill him many times over.] I fucked up.
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I killed some dumbass. They're dead. Gone. Waiting to come back then kill my sorry ass for killing him. I don't fucking know why though. I just didn't have any restraint, and that's a lot of fucking restraint considering I don't fucking like biting people.
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Okay. So just... I have a sword for one thing. Are you hungry at all right now? Mmmmmmaaaaaybe you should stay with me and Hanna. Or Worth. Who was this dumbass just so I can get some intel!?
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I'm okay right now. I stayed with Worth for the rest of the week since he didn't want me killing anyone else by accident. Some dumbass named Alfred, I'm pretty sure. He was pretty fucking nice. Kind of obnoxious, but decent. Fuck, I can't believe I killed him.
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Okay. I'm gonna try and find out the word on the street, but dude. It wasn't your fault either. That wasn't YOU, it was the experiment. I got this. Damage control Kenzi time is go.
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I still fucking killed him, even if I didn't want to. But, fuck, if people have problems with me, I guess I'll deal with that shit when it comes.
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Connie... listen to me. You are a VAMPIRE! That is what you DO! It took Bo a billion years before she learned to not kill people and you went around not killing them from the start. This was like... a freebie death! And it doesn't even count because he'll just come back, anyway. Don't sweat it. Hah. Get it? Because... you don't actually... sweat. Ooookay. [Fine. Don't appreciate her amazing jokes.]
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I don't know who the fuck Bo is, but fuck if he doesn't come back. He-no he'll fucking come back. He'll probably beat my sorry shit up, but he'll be back. [BC God damn it America. Nine days? Seriously.] Hah...hah. I forget about this shit to be honest.
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Bo is my best friend in the entire fucking world and she is a succubus and we knew a vampire but he got his ass killed by a psycho and-- let's not even go there. Terrible nightmares, man. Anyway, he'll be back and if he tries to beat your shit? I'll just beat his.
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Oh, well fuck. I guess that's pretty crazy. You're like the Hanna of wherever you come from. I mean, except you're not dumb and shit. [And more attractive. But hey, he doesn't actually give a shit about looks so.] Hopefully that crazy kid isn't around anymore. He wanted me fucking dead.
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... Crazy... kid?
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Some kid threatened to kill me or some shit. I don't know who the fuck it was. That and he was more like some fucking teenager.
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