Hanna Cross + 29th Sighting + Video
So it looks like we've got kind of a Mary Poppins-esque Barney-bag style bullshit experiment going on this week. That gel, I can do that. Cool beans, I mean sweet tattoos, that's hard to complain about. Y'know what's easy to complain about though? All these fucking kids. Seriously, what the hell guys. This isn't the experiment that we wanted OR the
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[Worth pretends to scribble in his notebook.]
"And then both o' the fuckin' idiots from my world had their Cheerios pissed in, and became insufferable assfucks." Got it.
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If I fucking bit you, you wouldn't be saying shi-
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He really would have bitten you if this conversation was in person. At least, he really wanted to. But biting through a 'berry ain't gonna do nothing.
Hell, he still wants to. Quick Conrad. Think of something.]
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[CLICK. He totally just cut the feed like an ass.]
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And She-Worth is fucking grinning.]
Why, Connie. Seem a lil' hot under the collar there, dontcha? Maybe yer experiment isn't ta make ya even more of a handjob as usual...
...maybe it's that ya've finally grown a pair, hrm?
[He keeps grinning--smarmy and cocky and sleazy all in one--as he delicately shrugs off his jacket, revealing a white t-shirt that is FAR too big for his new, even more slender frame--and more importantly, revealing his collarbone and neck. The shirt's size was causing much more of both of those things to be seen than usual.]
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[KSJDHDK No. Why the fuck are you contacting him again. Get the heck out. Let him be.]
Don't you fucking make collar jokes with me you fucking ass. I don't want your bullshit right now.
I will fucking kick your shi-
[SKDJHK Mental keysmashing. This is bullshit. Don't you tempt the hungry vampire you ass. Even if that neck is terribly alluri-NO. OH GOD WHY IS HE. WHY.]
Fucking stop it Worth. I will find your shit and I will bit-NO. Fuck. THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT.
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Kinna surprisin', considerin' I'm a female. Don't ya usually go for the more manly types..? Don't play at bitin' me just to wedge yer way deeper in the closet...gotta come out sometime, ya know.
[Worth gathers up his long, blond hair and sticks a pencil through it--a trick he saw his sister do countless times--and is only half surprised when it actually stays.]
I mean, control yerself. Really. [Tilting his head to the side...and smiling.]
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Fuck you for always implying I'm god damn gay. I swear to fuck you are going to get your ass handed to you royally one day.
[SJKDKHFKJ SCREAMS. Screaming and...throwing his 'berry before running out of his room. Dear god, who knows where Conrad is going.]
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