[When the video comes on, Pokey isn't...looking too hot. His eyes pretty noticeably have bags under them and are starting to get bloodshot like he hasn't slept in awhile. His hair is bizarre to say the least by this point, as if he's had a bad case of bedhead with how frizzed up it is. A permanent little scowl seems to be etched on his face as he
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It sounds like you're having an amazing fucking time right about now.
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I can't wait til you have to show whatever stupid crap she wants you to do. I'm sure it'll be awful
[Another shocking sound.]
And I mean that sincerely, and am sorry for it.
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I mean, except I can't fucking breath. So yeah, that was just painful as fuck and annoying. I'm sure my suitemates could hear me bitch about it. I don't even remember the fucking order other then that. Just my collar trying to strangle me. [He talks like being strangled is totally okay.]
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Have fun probably getting randomly strangled then. Make sure to include it on the feed for us, alright?
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I'll make fake choking noises too. Just so people think I'm actually dying.
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Hah! That's not half bad. I like that.
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It's too bad I don't actually know what being choked is like. I'll have to go ask someone to show me an example of choking or some shit.
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Imagine like there's something in your throat. Not like anything big, not at first. But present. And it burns, too, like you just ate something really spicy. But spicier then you ever had before. And at first it isn't too bad, you try and knock it out of your throat or wash it out.
And then you find you can't. And that clogging feeling in your throat? Just keeps getting bigger and bigger, and your throat feels like the size of a pin. Following me so far?
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Basically block off my windpipes. Yeah, maybe I'll ask someone else to make choking noises and I'll pretend it's me. [This was a stupid idea in the first place to be honest.]
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Fine, if you need to hear it, go like this.
[And he'll proceed to make a few strangled, pained noises. He's...actually pretty good at it. It almost really sounds like he's in pain.]
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You could probably trick a bunch of people with that.
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I know.
[And he is damn proud of it.]
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Practical jokes are kind of a specialty of mine.
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Are you going to cry a river everyday in case we run out of water?
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