3rd Magnificent Plan - Video - Pokey Minch

Aug 02, 2011 02:37

[When the video comes on, Pokey isn't...looking too hot. His eyes pretty noticeably have bags under them and are starting to get bloodshot like he hasn't slept in awhile. His hair is bizarre to say the least by this point, as if he's had a bad case of bedhead with how frizzed up it is. A permanent little scowl seems to be etched on his face as he ( Read more... )

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[Audio] Oh look he's back to laugh at your shit. bit_awuss August 2 2011, 07:14:58 UTC
[And by laughing, he's cracking up.]

It sounds like you're having an amazing fucking time right about now.

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[Audio] godisachild August 2 2011, 07:24:39 UTC
Oh I'm having a great time.

I can't wait til you have to show whatever stupid crap she wants you to do. I'm sure it'll be awful

[Another shocking sound.]

And I mean that sincerely, and am sorry for it.

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[Audio] bit_awuss August 2 2011, 07:34:28 UTC
Well fuck I haven't gotten shocked, but my collar tried to suffocate me once already.

I mean, except I can't fucking breath. So yeah, that was just painful as fuck and annoying. I'm sure my suitemates could hear me bitch about it. I don't even remember the fucking order other then that. Just my collar trying to strangle me. [He talks like being strangled is totally okay.]

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[Audio] godisachild August 2 2011, 07:36:39 UTC
Y'know, as much as I'm learning to hate these people? I'll give it to them that at least they've programmed the collars to do a bunch of crap to hurt us. That's kind of impressive they even have that much functionality. Some people got electrocution, some got suffocation, think I saw someone with blades in them.

Have fun probably getting randomly strangled then. Make sure to include it on the feed for us, alright?

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[Audio] bit_awuss August 3 2011, 23:01:25 UTC
I guess they wanted to give us variety on how we die or some shit. They power dampen shit too, from what I know. So they have different uses other then to torture us. I guess whoever is running this shit really is thorough with making sure we don't get away with shit.

I'll make fake choking noises too. Just so people think I'm actually dying.

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[Audio] godisachild August 4 2011, 00:06:31 UTC
I heard that. Wouldn't know. Don't have any powers, just my distorter.

Hah! That's not half bad. I like that.

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[Audio] bit_awuss August 4 2011, 00:08:31 UTC
I guess I felt weaker? I don't actually fucking know what was enhanced and what wasn't before, but I definitely don't actually give a rat's ass what these collars do.

It's too bad I don't actually know what being choked is like. I'll have to go ask someone to show me an example of choking or some shit.

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[Audio] godisachild August 4 2011, 00:11:25 UTC
I'll take it you don't know what suffocation is like then either, huh?

Imagine like there's something in your throat. Not like anything big, not at first. But present. And it burns, too, like you just ate something really spicy. But spicier then you ever had before. And at first it isn't too bad, you try and knock it out of your throat or wash it out.

And then you find you can't. And that clogging feeling in your throat? Just keeps getting bigger and bigger, and your throat feels like the size of a pin. Following me so far?

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[Audio] bit_awuss August 4 2011, 00:58:45 UTC
Usually didn't run into suffocating in my time. And now I really can't ever suffer it with the breathing thing not actually being important.

Basically block off my windpipes. Yeah, maybe I'll ask someone else to make choking noises and I'll pretend it's me. [This was a stupid idea in the first place to be honest.]

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[Audio] godisachild August 4 2011, 02:15:39 UTC
Lucky you.

Fine, if you need to hear it, go like this.

[And he'll proceed to make a few strangled, pained noises. He's...actually pretty good at it. It almost really sounds like he's in pain.]

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[Audio] bit_awuss August 4 2011, 04:18:02 UTC
Wow. Did you practice that or is the collar actually strangling you?

You could probably trick a bunch of people with that.

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[Audio] godisachild August 4 2011, 05:04:21 UTC
Naw, practice.

I know.

[And he is damn proud of it.]

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[Audio] bit_awuss August 5 2011, 21:42:47 UTC
I'm guessing you've done this shit to people before then?

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[Audio] godisachild August 6 2011, 19:14:24 UTC
Yep.

Practical jokes are kind of a specialty of mine.

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[Audio] bit_awuss August 7 2011, 20:23:23 UTC
Is that what you're gonna do here then? Practical joke the fuck out of the people here?

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[Audio] godisachild August 7 2011, 22:10:09 UTC
Maybe.

Are you going to cry a river everyday in case we run out of water?

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