File 005 | Bucky Barnes & Kate Bishop [Video]
[Someone thinks today's feed is a little depressing, so. Hi Facility, have a close up of Bucky's face. His expression is fairly flat, but there's a glint of amusement in his eyes as he speaks into the camera. Apparently his less serious side is coming out, likely due to the sleepless nights and already having broken up two knife fights this week. Sleep? What are?] Today, Facility, I go where no man has ever gone before. Into the den of a creature so terrifying, so frightening... A creature known as the teenage girl.
[The camera pans around to take in the view of the room. One wall is covered in dinky crayon drawings depicting superheroes, but it's otherwise a fairly tidy room.] The teenage girl is a tidy creature, as you can tell, but... [Pans up to the closet, where there's a pair of boxer shorts draped over the top of the door.] Her mate, the elusive teenage boy, is not. And here you can see the nest these two particular specimens share-
[As the camera pans up toward the top bunk, there's the noise of a door shutting behind Bucky, and he whirls around to face Kate. You can hear him chuckling a bit as she glares irritably.] Ah, here is our specimen in the flesh! Now, I must be very quiet, viewers, the teenage girl is a dangerous animal-
What the hell are you doing, Bucky?
Ah! She speaks! I must be very careful in my approach, because the teenage girl's primary defense mechanism is- [This is about where the 'berry goes clattering to the ground, catching a wonderful shot of Bucky, crouching in pain, groaning.] -is to hit below the belt.
And this is the typical male response to the repercussions of being an idiot.
Not my fault babysitting you is the most boring job ever- [Sorry, Facility, this little show is over. Kate's turning off the camera now.]
[The camera pans around to take in the view of the room. One wall is covered in dinky crayon drawings depicting superheroes, but it's otherwise a fairly tidy room.] The teenage girl is a tidy creature, as you can tell, but... [Pans up to the closet, where there's a pair of boxer shorts draped over the top of the door.] Her mate, the elusive teenage boy, is not. And here you can see the nest these two particular specimens share-
[As the camera pans up toward the top bunk, there's the noise of a door shutting behind Bucky, and he whirls around to face Kate. You can hear him chuckling a bit as she glares irritably.] Ah, here is our specimen in the flesh! Now, I must be very quiet, viewers, the teenage girl is a dangerous animal-
What the hell are you doing, Bucky?
Ah! She speaks! I must be very careful in my approach, because the teenage girl's primary defense mechanism is- [This is about where the 'berry goes clattering to the ground, catching a wonderful shot of Bucky, crouching in pain, groaning.] -is to hit below the belt.
And this is the typical male response to the repercussions of being an idiot.
Not my fault babysitting you is the most boring job ever- [Sorry, Facility, this little show is over. Kate's turning off the camera now.]