[The camera is set down carefully on a stone, and Harry walks back to his place at the little fire he's made out on the edge of the hedge maze
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So now there are dinosaurs here? Okay then. Next someone is going to discover an entire village of talking cat people in the forest or something. [Shit like this is the reason Kate has given up on having a definition of normal]
You mean the Jamaican guys who can detach their heads and throw them around? They're kind of catty.
But yeah, I was as surprised as you were for a second. Then I had one of those moments like when someone's starving on a desert island in a cartoon.
[He gestures with his free hand as if describing a panorama]
All I could see was an enormous bleating pile of cheeseburgers. Might have just been one of those illusions. it turned out to be a delicious one, though.
You know, I probably shouldn't find the phrase "enormous bleating pile of cheeseburgers" funny but...I really do. It's just the mental picture it gives me that does it, I think. If that was just an illusion, it would be the best one I think anyone's seen yet.
Well, the actual ingredient assembling and such took the better part of a couple hours. Totally worth it though. If all the illusions from this week turned out to be made of delicious, I wouldn't mind them so much.
I don't think anyone would. It would be better than seeing random people at least. You might be the only one I know who sees a dinosaur and thinks "cheeseburger" instead of "what the hell", Harry.
Well, if you're looking for some funky funky beats, I found em a little outside the ass swamp I've been avoiding like the plague.
Well, the way I see it, a man can either stand slack jawed and eat whatever bugs fly into his mouth, or take things in stride a bit and eat dinoburgers.
Heh, yep, I figure someone tells me there's a swamp made of asses around, I can just take their word for it.
Yeah. I mean, today I killed a dinosaur, cut it up, made a fire by hand, and now I'm eating dinoburgers. If wizardry and investigating doesn't work out for me, I could have a career as a class A caveman.
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[He grins]
one hundred per cent quality sauropod, right here. Funny, you'd think it'd taste like chicken.
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But yeah, I was as surprised as you were for a second. Then I had one of those moments like when someone's starving on a desert island in a cartoon.
[He gestures with his free hand as if describing a panorama]
All I could see was an enormous bleating pile of cheeseburgers. Might have just been one of those illusions. it turned out to be a delicious one, though.
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You know, I probably shouldn't find the phrase "enormous bleating pile of cheeseburgers" funny but...I really do. It's just the mental picture it gives me that does it, I think. If that was just an illusion, it would be the best one I think anyone's seen yet.
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Well, the actual ingredient assembling and such took the better part of a couple hours. Totally worth it though. If all the illusions from this week turned out to be made of delicious, I wouldn't mind them so much.
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I don't think anyone would. It would be better than seeing random people at least. You might be the only one I know who sees a dinosaur and thinks "cheeseburger" instead of "what the hell", Harry.
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Well, the way I see it, a man can either stand slack jawed and eat whatever bugs fly into his mouth, or take things in stride a bit and eat dinoburgers.
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That's an interesting theory on life. Saying "dinoburger" makes me feel like we're in The Flintstones too.
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Yeah. I mean, today I killed a dinosaur, cut it up, made a fire by hand, and now I'm eating dinoburgers. If wizardry and investigating doesn't work out for me, I could have a career as a class A caveman.
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