Danger Danger!

[kryptonsson]

Who: The capes and associates! 
When: Today? It isn't really important.
Where: Suite 8A
Summary: Superman wants to warn his friends about the Joker's new green collar
Rating: PG...?
Warnings: The capes being capes, I don't think much shall happen.

[The capes have been sent a text today. It reads:

Meet me in 8A as soon as possible. It's important.

If they

Comments

[grouchinleather]

[Shows up at 8A because he has nothing better to do.] You rang?

[kryptonsson]

Yes, but I will make it short.

Did you what the Joker showed to Kenzi the other day?

[grouchinleather]

Yeah, that green collar thing and you freaked the fuck out. You have some sort of weird fear of jade, boy scout?

[kryptonsson]

It's Kryptonite. Only thing in my world that can kill me. It's rare, so I'm not sure how did he get his hands on it.

[grouchinleather]

I have a hunch.

[kryptonsson]

I do, too. I trusted her, and this is what I get from the deal.

Bucky was right. I'm an idiot. [Doesn't hearing Clark admit that make you happy, Middy?]

[grouchinleather]

[Slaps Clark on the back.] He can be taught! [So fucking thrilled you have no idea.]

[kryptonsson]

Glad somebody finds it amusing.

[grouchinleather]

You were the idiot to trust the bitch holding us all captive.

[kryptonsson]

I thought she deserved a chance, too.

[grouchinleather]

Why?! She's the one with all the power. Of course she wants to manipulate you. You really are an idiot!

[kryptonsson]

Just because somebody has a lot of power it doesn't mean they are going to use it badly.

Plus she saved our lives... I just thought she really cared, that she was only following orders.

[grouchinleather]

Clark, clark, clark...

If she went through with the chemical lobotomies, we wouldn't be fun anymore. We're still shiny to her, still interesting.

[kryptonsson]

[Clark just sits on the floor and hugs his legs. He'll get over it in 5 minutes, at the most... but even Sunday Cartoons need time to recover from what they see as betrayal.]

[grouchinleather]

OH JESUS WEPT!

[For every second you're on the floor moping, Midnighter will be rapidly losing what little respect he had for you.]

[kryptonsson]

I can hear your judging.