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Still feeling rather out of sorts. That's 'sorts' as in 'kilter', not as in 'Bassetts Liqorice All..' I don't like liqorice, you see. So I suppose I'm perpetuallly out of sorts of some description or another. Explains a lot, doesn't it

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[meeping_kitten]

I took my fanny swimming today. It still wants me to play with it. So I will soon. Or maybe now?

Why not make up a story of being chained to the toilet whilst having to pluck the dog's eyelashes or face a lifetime of spinach in your bum?