I'm simply astounded at people who consider themselves grown up, mature, and most shockingly... good friends ( Read more... )

I don't update this thing near enough. But to be honest, I don't really have a lot to say. I'm working on a movie with Mike Judge right now. He's hilarious. And he really has a lot of vision. I play a army officer that was cryogenical frozen in 2003 and unfrozen a in the future. In the future, my character is the smartest man on earth. So ( Read more... )

So... I had a pretty good night.

Holly, Owen, Taralynn, and I went to the park and played tag and stuff. Holly made some kids or really short people mad when she told them they needed to learn how to make out. I also hung upside down for a really long time. Bad idea ( Read more... )

I talked to Holly the other night and she told me about what she and Owen decided. Owen, I know you'll be a great father to Blake. And if you aren't, I'm seriously kicking your ass ( Read more... )

Holly and I have wanted to conduct an experiment for awhile. Tara, we need to borrow your duck.

Thank you for the quacker you gave me Holly. He's too much fun to play with. Everyone go play with MY duck anikin skywalker.

I have dark blue finger nails right now. Thanks Kelly!

Wal-Mart is fun.

So I was driving around LA looking for a grocery store that had honey comb ice cream and I happened to see a building with a HUGE movie poster for "Around the World in 80 Days" painted on the side of it. I'm talking like... 20 stories high or something. Owen and I play the Wright brothers in that movie, cool huh? It comes out June 17th... so ( Read more... )

I'm not going to work this week because someone very important to me has an important day of her own coming up. I want to be there ( Read more... )

My living room needs to be hosed out. Owen and I decided to just throw out our furniture and start all over again. It was that bad. But it was a great food fight that just turned into a water gun fight... yes. Good fun.

Everyone should go talk to Eric Bana. His number is BanaxRama. He's a seriously fun guy.

I think I like short updates.

I, Luke Wilson, stapled a pad of paper to my brother's hand.

Let this be a note to you all, don't dare me to do things. I just might do them.

It's been an interesting couple of days. Starting with the Duck Races and the boy who didn't like lapdances. Apparently he likes to kick singing boys in the shins though ( Read more... )