fic: the name of the game

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hd/ckr, about 1040 words, R

notes:
pre-HCL on tour with the headstones. many thank yous to brynnmck for beta. ♥ despite being short this was 80% done almost two years back, and was intended for buzzylittleb (who i think has seen a previous version). i hope you still want it, insect!

Comments

[lipsum]

Awww stupid boys. <3

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they are, very! <3 <3 <3

[snoopypez]

This is so adorable and funny I could maybe die, just a little. ::beams at you and them forever::

The waitress calling him sweetheart and then Hugh looking all innocent? TOTALLY EASY TO PICTURE. Just saying. Heart.

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*beams back*

thank you!

[mrs_laugh_track]

This is SO AWESOME. It's Hugh/Callum, but it's also Hugh/having-fun-with-words which I approve of heartily.

Singers and drummers, man. It just can’t ever be, you know what I'm saying? But hey, if you like cuntface better than sugarplum, I can go with that. I'm a sensitive guy."

♥ &hearts and hearts to infinity.

Also, “Oh Jesus Christ. Your other boyfriend.”

Also,
"Yeah. I'm demanding pie," Callum explained as if perhaps Hugh was a little slow today.

Also, shut up and fuck me sweetheart Why is that so hot to me? Why?

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Hugh/having-fun-with-words

eee. OTP!

Why is that so hot to me? Why?

i don't know, but it was certainly hot to ME which is why i wrote it! (i wanna hear hugh say thaaaaaaat!)

thank you!

[c_regalis]

HEE! <3<3<3

"That's strictly platonic, Hollywood," said Hugh, making a complicated but decisive gesture with his smoking hand.

One of his special Hugh semaphore gestures I guess?

Singers and drummers, man. It just can’t ever be, you know what I'm saying?

*snort*

Callum shifted his hand just so, adjusted his stroke, and mouthed at Hugh's ear. "Like that? You like that? C'mon, c'mon, give it up for me. Pumpkin flower. Cuddle bunny."

asfkldajrihaddasfkld

I think I love that one most. Cuddle bunny. I mean. Wow. It's kind of painful.

In conclusion: ♥\c/♥

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One of his special Hugh semaphore gestures I guess?

exactly! \u/

*snort*

*BEAMS* (true fact though!)

and, *wins* yes! cuddle bunny is VILE isn't it? *is not a pet names fan herself in case you can't tell*

♥\u/♥

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THERE WAS NO NEED TO CLARIFY! (but thank you!)