off work, should be reading fic, but instead....

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trying to buy a new calendar online. eventually found one with cowgirls on (COWGIRLS!). in the process though, i found this one. picture:

Comments

[hellison]

AARGGGHHH

You are MEAN and BAD!

hee no light saber jokes

BADWRONG!

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hey, at least there's no butter. no butter being licked slowly off ewan's muscular, tattooed bicep by a panting, red-faced charlie boorman while the local yak herders look on in stony-faced arousal astonishment...

[hellison]

Now *I* feel sick.

[llassah]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can't go wrong with a bit of yak herder voyeurism. Also, uniform! Calendar

[being_here]

I VOLE you!

Also, cowgirls, eh? I hear the cheese is especially good /in joke (pls see Hellison's christmas book)

[being_here]

Have you seen the book? It's very instructive!

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what, precisely, is this book about? *suspicious* have you been corrupting hellison's morals?

[brooklinegirl]

that is a SERIOUSLY hot picture.

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i know! (i might be slightly fixated on the "uniform" aspect of things here...)

[c_regalis]

Okay. That is, um. Hot. Yeah.

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the ewan/charlie? why, thank you!

*runs*

to shop! need sweet things and aspirin.

[c_regalis]

*omg hates*

[joandarck]

*deletes various unfunny off-colour remarks about calendar*

*cannot focus on anything else*

Hope you're well soon -- eek! They are letting you stay home tomorrow too, right?

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*wins*

me too! i think i have to stay off - according to bbc i should be in quarantine 48 hours after i feel better. which i don't exactly - after my four hour "nap" i washed and stomped to the shop in light snow and for dinner i had 2 bags of crisps and some toffee popcorn and a packet of starburst and then went to sleep under a blanket on the couch. again. just woke up, might go bed now. but look!

[joandarck]

pretttttttty

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p.s. i might wake up feeling ok, in which case i might go in and make everyone stay ten feet away from me....