i sort of wrote due south fic. unfortunately it was this:

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for bluebrocade. because she is a sick sicko. who is sick!

title: the family that plays together
pairing: RV/BF/FV
length: 1270 words
warnings: PG rated threesome incest fic. kill me now, please!

kanzenhanzai did backwards brit-picking (i knew you people had a word for "knickers"). and added my new favourite comment ever on anything i have ever had beta'd: YOU'RE GOING

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[lipstickcat]

*dies*

Will you two stop discussing my fertility like I'm some kind of prize bull?"
"Cow!" ejaculated Fraser

XD I had to slap my hand over my mouth to stop myself from waking everyone with my laughter.

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yay! thank you!

[scriggle]

You are EVOL! ♥

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only a tiny, tiny little bit. other people take advantage of me, scriggle!

[nos4a2no9]

I laughed so hard it hurt. It HURT, _unhurt. You make the baby Jesus cry with your PG-rated polyamorious bisexual incest! (I think we're all more upset by the PG rating than anything else :-) And I loved the musk-ox speech to itty-bitty baby Vecchios squared.

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ooh, i caused suffering! um, thank you. *g*

You make the baby Jesus cry with your PG-rated polyamorious bisexual incest!

*proud*

i once read a book about musk ox. or a book with a large section about musk ox (oxen?). it was very interesting! i might have invented the part about them not engaging in bovine (ovine? i think they're actually related to sheep) incest though...

[lipsum]

"Cow!" ejaculated Fraser, startled, then clamped his lips shut in horror.

*dies and is dead*

Back in the present, Ray was still talking. "… so, I thought maybe it would be better to wait and let you get used to the whole polyamorous bisexual incest part before we got into the, uh. You know. Kink."

*DIES HARDER*

"I'm not quite sure how to put this," he began, as Fraser took the hand he offered and stood up, "but - you know how I've always loved you like a brother?"

*squeaky noises of the damnedvery very dead*

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i win at spreading death and destruction! behold, the dark power of vecchiocest!

*carefully revives you*

[joandarck]

"I - yes. I'm sure that's the case. I was wondering, however, why Francesca hasn't joined us. I assume she is concerned about her current state of, um, dishabille?"
Ray shuffled a little. "Yeah. Well. Not exactly." He stood up, reached into his pocket and pulled out the keys to his handcuffs.

*squeak!*

Fraser took the hand he offered and stood up, "but - you know how I've always loved you like a brother?"
Fraser nodded thoughtfully. "Yes. I'm - I'm starting to understand exactly what you meant by that."

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[joandarck]

Oh, and

"Cow!" ejaculated Fraser, startled, then clamped his lips shut in horror.

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and the whole notion that they have to confess the same stuff or they'll look bad. jkl;dfajk;ladfjkl totally Due South / Vecchio logic there...

[joandarck]

Also:

"To put it crudely, the breeding success of the arctic musk ox..."

Wash your mouth out, Benton Fraser!

leaned closer to Fraser and whispered conspiratorially. "This is the one place I let her boss me around. Easier that way."

*covers face*

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*snickers*

just be grateful it's PG rated!