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_unhurt_

[dr nick riviera]hi, everybody![/dr nick riviera*]

Apr 16, 2007 20:30

i have been mainly awol since thursday as my mother has been visiting. mothers are very tiring. she has now departed by ferry, this morning, after a detour to courthouse where i successfully persuaded them to let me defer my jury service until june. thank fuck!

( boring weekend stuff (entertaining female parent stressful: may have told the lesbians-in-the-lobby story after several glasses of wine. it seemed like a good idea at the time.) )

comment fic, wrong and disturbing ideas, rps, bike, rl, photos, piiiiie

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llassah April 16 2007, 20:02:55 UTC

*sends doctor Callum along to bandage*

Also, this will make you feel better. Honest *g* http://www.dancesisterdance.com/myvid/index.php?v=b15947aaeadbe

llassah April 16 2007, 22:42:50 UTC

Yup, character development and everything. Because I'm a Seriose Ritter. *g*

c_regalis April 16 2007, 22:47:17 UTC

*nodsnods* High quality writing, that's what you do.

(For some strange reason, "It perplexes me." is my favorite line in the whole thing. ♥)

_unhurt_ April 16 2007, 22:38:00 UTC

Now Callum has this sixth sense that tells him when hugh's restrained in some way, which came in handy with that incident in Customs with the jam.

this demands expansion!

(as does tori spelling: kidnappitrix)

llassah April 16 2007, 22:46:52 UTC

Ah, the jam incident. Cherry jam, actually. Or at least, that's what Hugh told the customs officials.

It was actually glow in the dark edible lube, which also had remarkable healing properties and could also be used as window putty and for mending tires. It was also a very powerful aphrodisiac, and, as hugh discovered whn he was asked to taste a sample of it, hallucinogenic. Things...ended interestingly.

(tori spelling kidnaps people for fun, and has an assassination business she runs alongside the bed and breakfast. She's a shit kidnapper and a worse assassin. But it keeps her away from acting)

hieronymousmosh April 17 2007, 04:39:08 UTC

which came in handy with that incident in Customs with the jam + hugh figures it's probably about James Dean playing golf = &hearts

llassah April 17 2007, 08:35:41 UTC

I wish I'd done that sort of maths at school *g* If the circumference of the golf club is 8 cms, how many will fit up-

actually, I might have been traumatised. Or become a mathematical genius

c_regalis April 16 2007, 22:01:54 UTC

Ahem. Fence-chaining. *helpful*

c_regalis April 16 2007, 21:09:56 UTC

Oh. My. God. I hate you. So much.

*cries!*

llassah April 16 2007, 21:20:13 UTC

*hides under hugh* They're both happy with it! Look at their grinning faces!

c_regalis April 16 2007, 21:27:43 UTC

They are NO HAPPY. You... you... MADE THEM DO IT.

llassah April 16 2007, 21:34:00 UTC

I promised them things. I promised Don that Molly Parker would use the strap on the next time they had clumsy but strangely hot and completely adorable sex, and I promised Callum I'd get rid of his inexplicable fondness for golf and make him an instant genius at bass guitar so he could form a band with hugh and they could tour together and be cute and hot.

Seemed to work. (that better? *pets your mind*)

c_regalis April 16 2007, 21:42:08 UTC

Well. That... okay. That's better. I can see why they would go for that.

_unhurt_ April 16 2007, 21:49:19 UTC

promised Don that Molly Parker would use the strap on the next time they had clumsy but strangely hot and completely adorable sex

*sort of wants this*

joandarck April 17 2007, 03:20:58 UTC

It's nonconsensual dancing!

joandarck April 17 2007, 03:18:16 UTC

You are a MAD GENIUS. And... Don McKellar looks strangely comfortable like that. And... CKR looks like Dolly Parton. That hurts me.

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