Comments | _toastedcheese_: of creme and green

_toastedcheese_

of creme and green

May 23, 2006 23:01

holy crapola, I was just lying here on the couch feeling sorry for myself when I found out that the mega brainiacs at Loreal have invented 'pore seeking technology'! Ladies you better get your hands on some of that lickety split before the stampede to the chemists gets too dangerous. Too dangerous!! Here I was thinking that most of the time you ( Read more... )

sick!

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pingupenguin May 23 2006, 13:20:55 UTC

oh oh...new job!
Tell us all about the new job. I want particulars...where is it? what are the perks? is the receptionist "fit"? etc etc...

With cromulence.
Pingu

_toastedcheese_ May 24 2006, 02:55:20 UTC

I'll send you an email, I am a little loathe to post work details here in case I get screwed like suki75

Oh, and hey!! stop backdating!! goddamnit I will never see your stuff if you do crazy shit like that! : )

bastardang May 23 2006, 22:43:22 UTC

you should be thankful that you didn't get that horrible stomach puking virus that's going around.

instead of looking at it like it's your body punishing you, you should realize it's all the bad things cigarettes do to you leaving your body in the form of sickness.

_toastedcheese_ May 24 2006, 03:18:55 UTC

horrible stomach puking virus? that sounds ace!

I'm pretty sure I've got off light with this one but I'll be pretty glad when it's run it course. I'm over it already.

deobserver May 24 2006, 02:04:38 UTC

You just got to love all these fancy terms the marketing goons at beauty product companies come up with. "Age defying"! "whitening cream with micro particles"! Now we just need to come up with the ultimate anti-aging elixir for women to take the cosmetics industry from the billions to the trillions. *evil laughter*

shrillian May 24 2006, 02:45:50 UTC

isn't that already done with the placenta hype?...*shudders*...

_toastedcheese_ May 24 2006, 03:06:47 UTC

micro-particles! man, that must be good, cause they're like MICRO!

PS macro-particles is sooo last month.

sunnytea May 24 2006, 02:51:31 UTC

i leave for four days and you give up smoking? how could you? and i SO wanted to be around for the first withdrawal day...really thats very selfish of you.

also i think in your delirium you thought that leaving a bar of chocolate unattended on the coffee table would be safe...

_toastedcheese_ May 24 2006, 02:59:23 UTC

I read it it's last rights before I went to work today knowing that it's chances were snowballs of seeing out the day.

danox May 24 2006, 02:58:50 UTC

so are you at work today or what, sick-meister.

cause if so, you're ignoring my emails, and that's very rude of you.

_toastedcheese_ May 24 2006, 03:04:13 UTC

yeah... I'm at work attempting to spread my respiratory infection to as many of my co-workers as possible.

danox May 24 2006, 03:09:18 UTC

hey cool! wanna have lunch with me?

_toastedcheese_ May 24 2006, 03:17:57 UTC

sure! I could go a second lunch why not??