What sort of arsehole motherfucker steals a car's licence plate? And carefully puts the screws back in place when done? But leaves a nasty scratch on the front bumper
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Heh, fuckwit trap. Bait it with a pot of honey (ensuring there is no cheese i nthe bottom). Any fuckwits you snare I have dibs on, I need a good anaptomical model to figure out how to assemble my new kitset toy and I reckon a fuckwit, a claw-footed bathtub full of carpet beetles, and a stetch book and I should get all the information I need.
Have you checked the rear numberplate?
(cue sound of tinuviel going outside, walking around softroader, screaming blue murder at nameless pointy-eared oiks)
The rear plate is exactly where I left it, hence why I presume the culprits are similar (but morally different) to those individuals who steal "Gothic Place" signs - just doing it for larks and to show thier friends.
Or possibly they misread the plate (as people are wont to do) and thought it said 'ELEVEN', and decided a tangible indication of their mental age would be a fine thing to have indeed.
Well that's just bizarre -- why would you steal an item that is on a government register stating exactly who owns it (and, presumably, whether or not it's stolen)? Just how long can one expect to get away with driving around with stolen plates for? Perhaps the shrine theory is the most likely.
Nevertheless, in keeping with the spirit of outrage: Fucking fuckers -- fuck them in their dirty fucking asses. With, like, farm animals and junk.
Presumably the type of night-owl grabbing precious trinkets for their elf-shrine is not prone to too much fuckery (with another person in the room at the time, anyway) so a different, non-sexual phrase would apply: I suggest "Nitwit". Making it "Nitwitting nitwits, nitwit them in their dirty nitwitting arses." Splendid.
Of course, there's a silver lining to every cloud, since when I told mum, she decided that the world just sucked too much at the moment* and that we ought to get away for a bit - and proposed a trip to Melbourne. Now, I can't actually afford it, but she wants to go, so that makes it her problem.
Missing license plate = bad Free trip to Melbourne = good
*Not just because of that, of course. The world just seems pretty sucky to her in general, and I've had a few off-colour weeks due to sickness and hand injury and what-not, not to mention a very stressful last few years...
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Have you checked the rear numberplate?
(cue sound of tinuviel going outside, walking around softroader, screaming blue murder at nameless pointy-eared oiks)
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Or possibly they misread the plate (as people are wont to do) and thought it said 'ELEVEN', and decided a tangible indication of their mental age would be a fine thing to have indeed.
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Nevertheless, in keeping with the spirit of outrage: Fucking fuckers -- fuck them in their dirty fucking asses. With, like, farm animals and junk.
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How long will it take to get a replacement?
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Missing license plate = bad
Free trip to Melbourne = good
*Not just because of that, of course. The world just seems pretty sucky to her in general, and I've had a few off-colour weeks due to sickness and hand injury and what-not, not to mention a very stressful last few years...
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