I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE AIR THE SUN

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lacunaz gets all the credit for finding this (if "credit" is the proper term here) but her post is flocked so I can't just link you.

Comments

[johnmayergirl23]

Extremely disturbing.

I really like the weird spiderweb-lightning-bolt design surrounding Jacob. Classy.

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Omfg I know, who the hell does merchandising for Twilight?

[elirrina]

Is that a promise or a threat? I lean towards threat. No really. That's all right. Please go away.

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It really does sound more like a threat. Especially with the capslock.

[miss_mishi]

Also I'd like to state, even if there was no text, wearing half naked dudes on your chest is still A+++ creepy, especially him being underage and all.

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LOL I KNOW, WHAT? THERE ARE JUST SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH IT. It's like the Edward showercurtain. Seriously who the hell does the merchandising?

[miss_mishi]

I DON'T KNOW BUT CAN I FIRE THEM FROM LIFE?

I FEEL LIKE THIS SHIRT MUST BE SOLD AT HOT TOPIC, NO OTHER ESTABLISHMENT WOULD ALLOW IT.

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LOL IT'S TRUE. RIGHT NEXT TO THE FREESIA PERFUME AND THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS PINS.

[inksplotched]

Somehow it reminds me of 10,000 BC, haha.

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Never did see that one. Was that Steven Strait?

[inksplotched]

IRONICALLY YES. It's like a fandom collision. But no, there's a very ~important line~ in 10,000 BC that's like: "do you see that star? My love for you is like that star - it will never go away." Man, all the dialogue in 10,000 BC was ultimate lulz.

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omfg

Wow it sounds like George Lucas quality dialogue.

[shinyopals]

I am so with Donna. CREEPY AS HELL.

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BUT ALSO HILARIOUS