Important Things

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...Which I Have Established With Various Sources, Including callmepatsy and bazcat89:

• Dwight Schrute runs a serious, discussion-oriented Harry Potter livejournal community with Edward Cullen.
  
• Generally they disagree on most things, though; Dwight is in it for the plot, but Edward is in it for the shipping.
  
• ...Edward leaves the community after the release of The Half

Comments

[callmepatsy]

Yes. Trufax.

[inksplotched]

AMAZING.

[_thirty2flavors]

ISN'T IT

the midnight sun is my favourite part tbh

[bazcat89]

We are so awesome.

Although we do need more posts like these for our 75 other elaborate theories.

[_thirty2flavors]

I know sometimes I'm just too lazy to compile them.

[bazcat89]

Our most epic ones are
-Romana and facebook
-Edward and River and the cougar conquest scrapbook
-The Doctor, Master, and Romana at the Academy
-The Dinner Party

we'll compile them. one day.

[_thirty2flavors]

Off topic, BUT I saw last night's episode btw

NO! SHE'S HOT! BECAUSE IF YOU THINK SHE'S NOT HOT THAT MEANS YOU THINK I'M NOT HOT BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT AS HOT AS HILARY SWANK!

[callmepatsy]

...sometimes several books early.

I love this because I can totally see him posting "SIRIUS DIES *emowangstflail*!" and it's like, book one and everyone is like "Who the fuck is Sirius?"

[_thirty2flavors]

EXACTLY

or like, just after POA he's all THAT SCENE IN THE FOREST WHERE LILY, JAMES, REMUS AND SIRIUS COME BACK FORM THE DEAD WAS SO POWERFUL

[bazcat89]

Dwight responds with stuff like THAT IS THE MOST IMPROBABLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T REVIVE THE DEAD. GET A LIFE, LOSER.

[_thirty2flavors]

A+ DWIGHT VOICE

The Master jumps into th fray with scans of the Resurrection Stone scene, and Dwight is like, UH, WOW, SOMEONE HAS PHOTOSHOP, GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US IN THE 90S. ..EXCEPT I'M NOT GLAD.

[hibernate]

...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.

*gigglesnort*

[_thirty2flavors]

Oh it's true. Because Edward thinks the Doctor's love for Rose could never, EVER even begin to compare in scale, depth or purity to his own love for Bella, and the Doctor at least has the dignity to try and get himself killed while saving the universe, not just by sparkling in Italy.