collab fic: male bonding

[_thirty2flavors]

Title: Male Bonding
Rating: G
Authors: _thirty2flavors & goldy_dollar
Characters/Pairings: Ten2, Pete Tyle (Ten2/Rose and Jackie/Pete)
Length: ~1,800 words
Summary: Jackie’s attempt to get Pete and the Doctor to bond doesn’t go precisely as planned.
Excerpt: This was meant to be "male bonding time", Jackie had said. The Doctor was family now, Jackie had said. It would be

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[turtle_goose]

[_thirty2flavors]

LOLOL TY BB TY

THOUGH I SEE YOU HAVE SINCE LEARNED THAT DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES IS NOT OUR GENIUS BUT RATHER THE GENIUS OF THE ACTUAL-FOR-REALS E4.

[papilio_luna]

Cloen totally watches Geordie Shore, though!

I had to google Desperate Scousewives to see if that's really a real thing because at first I was like "Ha ha Kali and Francis are brilliant!" but then I was like "Wait... E4. Suddenly not sure if made-up."

[_thirty2flavors]

IKR I almost put in Geordie Shore but went for Jersey Shore in the end.

DUDE I EVEN READ LIKE, AN EPISODE GUIDE. THE NAMES + VAGUE CHARACTER SITUATIONS ARE ALL REAL.

Also lol Misfits aired directly before Desperate Scousewives this season, so all my downloads of Misfits had an announcer at the end being like STAY TUNED FOR MORE DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES and the first time I heard it I laughed and laughed. So here we are.

[turtle_goose]

Wait... Desperate Scousewives is real?

[_thirty2flavors]

IT SURE IS.

[firstofoct]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA I CANNOT GET OVER DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES.

IT SOUNDS LIKE ALTVERSE BUT IS REAL.

lollll 3rd best thing about misfits s3 tbh

[_thirty2flavors]

IKR I DIDN'T REALIZE I'D FOOL SO MANY PEOPLE INTO THINKING IT WAS MY OWN GENIUS CREATION

[sapphire_child]

FANTASTIC.

[_thirty2flavors]

Haha, thank you!

[shinyopals]

BWAHAHA THE DOCTOR AND PETE ARE MY FAVOURITES. Lol at Jackie. She tries so hard.

Also British "reality" tv is amazing.

[_thirty2flavors]

LOL Jackie will probably sit down and join them soon and Ros will come in and be like "ugh".

IT IS. I did actual RESEARCH writing this fic, Opal.

[shinyopals]

And at some point, a couple of hours later, Cloen realises he's sitting down with his in-laws and watching the telly and no one is forcing him to be there.

LOL WELL DONE.

[_thirty2flavors]

LOLOL YEP. He has been thoroughly domesticated.