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[_that_jack]

Citizens of LJ, I must warn you not to cut your hair with craft scissors. Ummm.

ATTENTION:
HOLY SMOKES, THERE IS A WONDER WOMAN MOVIE COMING OUT
I REPEAT, A WONDER WOMAN MOVIE!!!#!!$%1421!#@!

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[_you_are_a_cunt]

no shit.

[_that_jack]

WAIT, everything's under control
people, the hair is alright!

[parispassion22]

thank you i had scissor in ahnd and everything u just saved my poor poor head lol

[demers_]

Holy smokes?
I dont think I've seriously heard anyone say holy smokes since fucking Mrs. Richards gave Ravi Masand the wedgie of the week.
But on other news, "Holy Smokes" that would be such a good name for a cigarette company.

Jesus lighting up on the front of the box.

[__fairytale]

HAHAHAAHHAHHAHA

[_quiet_you]

"Uhh hiii my names erin and i want to be one of the leads in the Wonder Woman movie..i've been a fan for like 2 years."
THANKSSSSS
<333
ps. i love you and stuff too ;)

[_that_jack]

Umm hii, i have a relaly big crush on you and I've wanted to have your children for lyke two years now. Could we maybe make this possible?
OH ! I just called TNOT err whatev, and the ladies gonna call me back I guess. Who knows.
Love you baby

[_quiet_you]

janitors closet asap please, i'm so game.
and i will talk to her tomorrow @ the staff meeting, and tell her to hire you!! DO ITTTT JACKIEEEE
love you tooo hunnyyyyy ;)

[wastedxaway_]

JACKIE, why havent we talked in like, YEARRRRRRRZZZZZZ?

you MUST IM me woman

[_that_jack]

I'll get on that right away, SISTAH.
Kid, wanna chillax soon?