I signed up for volunteer work today, but I think I misinterpreted my ability to sustain a good mood today. I don't think I'll last 3 hours.

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It's hard to be friendly with someone who makes you want to shoot yourself every time you think about them.

It's a day late, but I forgive myself:

Happy Birthday to me.

Whoo! I'm about partied out. What the hell woke me up at 7:30 in the morning ( Read more... )

Pinata: check.

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I'm really not all that fond of Shakespeare, especially with wooden benches and mosquitos.

Choosing classes for next year is scary and I don't know what I am doing people please understand that I cannot act without guidance yes I am incapacitated such as a puppy with 3 broken legs.

Words that are new to me: "perturbative", "phenomenological", "mechanistic", "practicum", "argumentation", "syntactic", "quantification"

1) Staying productive
2) Party-planning party
3) David Bowie
4) Naked dance
5) No sunburn
6) Vegetable testicles
7) Field trip
8) Payday

Natural blonde, unnatural low self-esteem, seeks friendly, disease-free mate. Applicants for long-term use should come with a functional penis; other features are open for negotiation.

I just want to enjoy myself. Is that dysfunctional or what? I need a fucking hobby. Napping and hating can only tide me over for so long.

I want my paycheck so I can buy happiness.

I know two things:

First, building a giant robot is a great de-stresser.

Second, the sheer ownage of said robot, even in an incomplete state, is incalcuably immense.

I don't know anything.