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[_superdork_]

*Day after a certain meeting concerning a certain bald super-villain, Kon drops by Girl's 2. You can tell this is important by the way he actually knocks.*

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[toiletseat_girl]

*sitting and reading and there are kittens nearby*

C'mon in, it's open.

[toiletseat_girl]

Lex did get pretty "I am the master of my own fate, captain of my own soul, blah, blah, blah" when I said I'd heard of him, so. Yeah, that'll be tricky. But, you guys came up with something?

*grins* Go for it. You don't have to credit me or anything.

[_superdork_]

The line we're gonna be taking is that we got ideological differences and a long history of seeing thing's differently that we're not really keen to get into.

Sure. So do these little guys have names?

[toiletseat_girl]

Gotcha. Sort of like what happens when one side of the family is Catholic and the other side is Presbyterian. There are some things you just don't wanna talk about, unless you're into throwing potato salad at each other. I hope he buys it.

Uh-huh. This one *points at the orange tabby* is Ginger. And that one *points at the brown tabby* is Pepper.

*at that, the kittens perk up and trot over to where they are* Yeah, you guys know your names, don't you? Good kitties!

[_superdork_]

Yeah ...

Very smart kittens. *ear scritches for them!*

[toiletseat_girl]

So, d'you want me to try and find him, or should I let him come to me?

*kittens streeetch into the scritching and purr* Hey, they're my kittens. How could they be anything but smart?

[_superdork_]

I dunno ... so long as its not obvious you're looking for him, either works?

Cats take after their owners? I thought that was only dogs.

[toiletseat_girl]

What, you don't think I can do subtle? He won't suspect a thing. And I might wear a low-cut shirt, just in case.

They're camp cats, I should be glad they haven't sprouted wings by now. *pets their backs* Innit that right, huh~~?

[_superdork_]

That's going above and beyond.

Man, flying kittens would be even cuter.

[toiletseat_girl]

Well, I figure it can't hurt? Plus, that'll help prove if he's gay or not.

They would be, but I think I'd need to get some better leashes. Or maybe a butterfly net.

((Assuming I can find someone to photoshop me the icons, there will indeed be flying kittens at some point~~))

[_superdork_]

... that was in doubt?

That'd be smart, yeah.

[toiletseat_girl]

Well, he could be bi?

That's me, always planning ahead. Except for when I don't.

[_superdork_]

George, this isn't something I ever wanted to think about.

Just like me.

[toiletseat_girl]

Right, right, sorry. I said I wasn't gonna talk about his sex life after that one time, didn't I?

No wonder why we've been friends for so long.

[_superdork_]

He doesn't have a sex life.

Mystery solved!

[toiletseat_girl]

Here. He doesn't have one here. Which is probably for the best.

Okay, and Kal is adorable. That does help.