Hands Off! 2
Chapter two, just as promised!!!!
And if you want to see kinda what this fic is based on, here's a recent pic of Jae's back.
Edit: Chapter 1
And front.
I know it doesn't look that bad but you've gotta remembe that just a little bit ago he look like this:
Title: Hands Off!
Chapter: 2/?
Rating: Will be at least R! Might be NC-17!
Summary: JaeJoong has lost too much weight, and must go to drastic measures to gain it back.
ChangMin stormed into the bedroom. How *dare* JaeJoong do this to him! How dare he!! First taking away ChangMin's food, and now taking away Sex!! Well, two can play that game! ChangMin gathered up his bedclothes so he could take a shower. He always schemed best while in the shower.
~~*~~
JaeJoong sat out in the livingroom with Junsu and Yoochun. Yunho had already left, promising to be back by morning and ChangMin was in the shower. Junsu watched as JaeJoong spent the time glowering at the floor.
"Are you seriously going to go through with this?" Junsu asked.
JaeJoong sighed. "What choice do I have?" He asked.
"You do look a little thin, but are you sure this is the right way?" Yoochun asked.
"Yes. Of course." JaeJoong said. "But why can't he see that?" He pointed in the direction of the bathroom.
Junsu grinned. "This is probably just as much punishment to you as ChangMin."
JaeJoong shot him a dirty look. He ran a hand through his hair. "But I have to do it."
"Can't you do anything else? Like, stop going for your morning run or eating more junk food?" Yoochun offered.
"Or drinking more!" Junsu said brightly. "Beer has loads of calories."
"No." JaeJoong said sternly. "This will work. I know it will." And with that said, JaeJoong got up and walked to the studio he shared with Yunho.
Junsu gave Yoochun a disbelieving look. "This house is bound to get more interesting now."
Yoochun grinned and rolled his eyes as he and Junsu snuggled close. "We're going to remember to knock before entering rooms again."
Junsu leered. "Or leave the door open to let them know *exactly* what they've given up."
Yoochun laughed as he playfully pushed Junsu off the couch. "Imp."
~~*~~
Yunho stumbled in the dark as he entered the apartment. He wasn't as drunk as he would have been, or would have liked, but he didn't want to be drunk when coming home after what had happened at dinner. He softly closed the door and removed his shoes before wandering into the livingroom.
JaeJoong had left a light on in the kitchen for him and with that dim light he could make out a figure sleeping on the couch. He wandered over and squatted down besides it. He shook his head as he noticed who it was and poked them.
"ChangMin ah." He said softly. "ChangMin ah, wake up."
ChangMin rolled over and rubbed at his eyes. "Yunho hyung?" He said with a sleep hazed voice.
"What are you doing on the couch?" He asked.
ChangMin sat up and pouted. "I'm not sleeping in there next to him."
"Ah, of course." Yunho said. "When the wife stops putting out, the husband sleeps on the couch."
"What?" ChangMin asked.
Yunho grinned. "Your wife, JaeJoong, stopped putting out so you, the husband, are sleeping on the couch. We don't have a dog house for you to sleep in, after all."
ChangMin frowned. "You're making no sense."
Yunho stood and stretched. "Eh, s'okay. It's late. I don't have to make sense."
ChangMin just watched Yunho. "Yunho hyung. Can you help me with something?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure. What do you need?" Yunho knew he'd made a mistake agreeing before knowing the terms as soon as ChangMin's face turned from sleepily innocent to diabolical.
"Thank you, hyung." ChangMin said sweetly. "This is all you'll need to do for me."
Yunho listened with a heavy heart. JaeJoong was going to have his hide for this, but.. It would be a very amusing next couple of days until then. It seemed that JaeJoong better come up with another way to gain back weight since ChangMin's plan was sure not to fail.
I fail at crack.
OH! And I have a request. Can anyone either make me, or send me the link to any JaeMin wallpapers that'll fit my laptop. The screen res is 1280x768 pixels. And while I love my sexy ChangMin background, I'd really like JaeMin to grace it.
And if you want to see kinda what this fic is based on, here's a recent pic of Jae's back.
Edit: Chapter 1
And front.
I know it doesn't look that bad but you've gotta remembe that just a little bit ago he look like this:
Title: Hands Off!
Chapter: 2/?
Rating: Will be at least R! Might be NC-17!
Summary: JaeJoong has lost too much weight, and must go to drastic measures to gain it back.
ChangMin stormed into the bedroom. How *dare* JaeJoong do this to him! How dare he!! First taking away ChangMin's food, and now taking away Sex!! Well, two can play that game! ChangMin gathered up his bedclothes so he could take a shower. He always schemed best while in the shower.
~~*~~
JaeJoong sat out in the livingroom with Junsu and Yoochun. Yunho had already left, promising to be back by morning and ChangMin was in the shower. Junsu watched as JaeJoong spent the time glowering at the floor.
"Are you seriously going to go through with this?" Junsu asked.
JaeJoong sighed. "What choice do I have?" He asked.
"You do look a little thin, but are you sure this is the right way?" Yoochun asked.
"Yes. Of course." JaeJoong said. "But why can't he see that?" He pointed in the direction of the bathroom.
Junsu grinned. "This is probably just as much punishment to you as ChangMin."
JaeJoong shot him a dirty look. He ran a hand through his hair. "But I have to do it."
"Can't you do anything else? Like, stop going for your morning run or eating more junk food?" Yoochun offered.
"Or drinking more!" Junsu said brightly. "Beer has loads of calories."
"No." JaeJoong said sternly. "This will work. I know it will." And with that said, JaeJoong got up and walked to the studio he shared with Yunho.
Junsu gave Yoochun a disbelieving look. "This house is bound to get more interesting now."
Yoochun grinned and rolled his eyes as he and Junsu snuggled close. "We're going to remember to knock before entering rooms again."
Junsu leered. "Or leave the door open to let them know *exactly* what they've given up."
Yoochun laughed as he playfully pushed Junsu off the couch. "Imp."
~~*~~
Yunho stumbled in the dark as he entered the apartment. He wasn't as drunk as he would have been, or would have liked, but he didn't want to be drunk when coming home after what had happened at dinner. He softly closed the door and removed his shoes before wandering into the livingroom.
JaeJoong had left a light on in the kitchen for him and with that dim light he could make out a figure sleeping on the couch. He wandered over and squatted down besides it. He shook his head as he noticed who it was and poked them.
"ChangMin ah." He said softly. "ChangMin ah, wake up."
ChangMin rolled over and rubbed at his eyes. "Yunho hyung?" He said with a sleep hazed voice.
"What are you doing on the couch?" He asked.
ChangMin sat up and pouted. "I'm not sleeping in there next to him."
"Ah, of course." Yunho said. "When the wife stops putting out, the husband sleeps on the couch."
"What?" ChangMin asked.
Yunho grinned. "Your wife, JaeJoong, stopped putting out so you, the husband, are sleeping on the couch. We don't have a dog house for you to sleep in, after all."
ChangMin frowned. "You're making no sense."
Yunho stood and stretched. "Eh, s'okay. It's late. I don't have to make sense."
ChangMin just watched Yunho. "Yunho hyung. Can you help me with something?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure. What do you need?" Yunho knew he'd made a mistake agreeing before knowing the terms as soon as ChangMin's face turned from sleepily innocent to diabolical.
"Thank you, hyung." ChangMin said sweetly. "This is all you'll need to do for me."
Yunho listened with a heavy heart. JaeJoong was going to have his hide for this, but.. It would be a very amusing next couple of days until then. It seemed that JaeJoong better come up with another way to gain back weight since ChangMin's plan was sure not to fail.
I fail at crack.
OH! And I have a request. Can anyone either make me, or send me the link to any JaeMin wallpapers that'll fit my laptop. The screen res is 1280x768 pixels. And while I love my sexy ChangMin background, I'd really like JaeMin to grace it.