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[_serk]

I was drunk when I got to work today. Very drunk

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[in_awhile]

You are a beast.

And Amaretto is grosssssssss!

[_serk]

We ordered it because of some commercial where a guy goes, 'Disarono, on the rocks' and then a girl steals it and downs it and sucks on the ice cube.

I don't know if we thought she might be there, in the pub, or if we were just being stupid but it was really one of the most disgusting things I've ever drank straight.

I have no scruples when I'm that drunk. I'm obviously a danger to myself.

[erinzdad]

Onward, thru the fog!

[allysonsedai]

Sooo... what time does one have to start drinking in order to be drunk by the time work starts?

[_serk]

Starting isn't as critical as finishing.

Let's say, for instance, you've been drinking since 6:00pm. Also, you've had at least one Quadruple Vodka in a pint glass with one can of red bull.

Let's also say you finish your last drink at about 3:30am and go right to sleep. 3.5 hours of sleep is just not enough to sleep it off.

I'm going to be denied a kidney transplant because of this post aren't I.

[allysonsedai]

So... this is purely hypothetical, right?

[lone_concertina]

You are a titan among mere mortals. I don't know how you do it.

[_serk]

Nah, I'm really just good at pacing myself. Only thing was, that Thursday of my incredibly drunk Rhapsodical post put me out for the Friday too and there's just no pacing yourself if you're drunk when you start.

I'm sure you could out drink me. Or, I should say, I'm sure I could out drunk you.

[jonoki]

Sober? What is this sober you speak of. I haven't been sober in 3 days in counting. It helps me through the day.

[_serk]

So, yah.

I had to recover for like a week after this post.

Are you recovered yet?