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Testing, 1.. 2.. 3..

Hah! I knew I could fix the keyboard; I'm so smart yo! Man, I need a new roommate. One that doesn't go into a berserker mode and throw innocent electronics around whenever his girlfriend dumps him. One who can change the toilet paper roll.

... Or maybe I'll just request to be reassigned instead. >.>

Comments

[frenetic]

I have not had a roommate ever since my last one reassigned, I would not mind trying you out as long as you keep your nose where it belongs.

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Do you like conversation? Going out for drinks? Taking long meaningless walks in the dark after shifts? ... why did your last one get reassigned again?

[frenetic]

All the above is just fine by me, perhaps maybe not the drinks. We had some minors misunderstandings.

[_redgauche_]

Not a drinking fan? Well I suppose I can live with that. Shall we continue with questions to decide if we're right for each other or should we just skip all that and try things out first hand?

[its_so_alright]

Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! Are you sure he is even of age to enlist into the military?

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Whiskey? Where? If you're referring to my roommate he's older than I am so I should hope so.

[its_so_alright]

Whiskey as in the 'W' of WTF XD

Just checking, since you mentioned that he doesn't even know how to change the toilet paper roll. What happened to all the good ol' times when everyone knew how to change their toilet rolls?

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WTF?! XO

I guess those good ol' times never existed with him. I suppose that's why he stocks up on towels.

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But that's so lonely!

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I think I just found one!

It can be crowded but things are a lot more fun with two people compared to just one, na~