Did you know people are selling air guitars on ebay?

( funny IRC convo found at bash.org )

hi my name is Mellow and i'm random..........

This post, however, is not so random. I have a pre-meditated desire to have more LJ friends.....but my journal entries can be a little on the random side. I have random conversations with Jesus.....this seems to be one of the reasons people actually enjoy reading my journal. Soooo......if you are not ( Read more... )

I HAVe A MOSQUITO BITE THE SIZE OF ALASKA!

( The past few weeks )

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Old Bart
The rottweiler
Watch dog
Lay on the porch
Of the home he guarded
As
Bad me
Broke
In
And
Robbed, raped, and murdered
His family
And
Old Bart
The rottweiler
Watch dog
Lay on the porch
Thinking
"What do you want from me?"

And Donald Trump
Had only two things to say
"You're Fired

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Trying to sleep
Oh boy
3 hours
Till work
Half dreaming of
Taxes
And some other
Silly things
And in
The morning
My father
Will turn on
My
Newborn light
And
A
Scientologist
With the last name Cruise
Will
Eat my placenta
!
!
!
Note: I'd sooner believe in god then scientology

P.S. This I think about when I'm awak on night time Robitussin

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