A man walks into a bar and tells the bar tender "I am going to have sex with every woman in this bar." The bar tender say, "Wow, you're really confident!" The man says "No, I'm a rapist."

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A kid in the states killed his dad because he didnt want to show him his report card, and a girl in Hong Kong killed herself cause she lost her homework.

What the hell is wrong with kids today.

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School can be too stressfull sometimes. Next term is going to be even more stressfull.
I'm turning into an ass again. I need to go home before the whole things comes out.

23 hours of quiet hours EVERY DAY for a month! i think this replaces Kenzie as the ultimate fun vacuum.

But other than that......12 days until I come back home! meaning I will see all your beautiful faces again!!
I have rediculous amounts of pictures from here, but as always, I am way too lazy to put em' up. Maybe i'll take time out of my 23 hours ( Read more... )

I hate how i'm more awake at 4 am then I am at 4 pm.

So thanksgiving weekend just passed.
One of the best weekends i've had so far.
I've lost 9 pounds since being at school, but gained 2 this weekend!
I ate soo much stuffing I had to take a 3 hour nap during the thanksgiving celebration.
Seeing everyone was overwhelming, and saying goodbye again was too:(
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So there's this game......
This game involves the females of the lovely King Street res 6th floor.
The object of the game is to be the first person to get 40 points.
To get 40 points the girl has to play with a boy.
They dont play games like bomberman and scrabble.
They play games like "hey, touch my wang", and "put that in there".
Im a 6th floor lady.
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1. I started to like Waterloo more than Newmarket.
2. Clancy is the only dog I have feelings for.
3. Alan is the only boy I have feelings for (with the exception of Brad Pitt)
4. Brad Pitt is the longest living fish i've ever had.(RIP)
5. I like Laurier a lot, and the people in it.
6. Jen shoved me in a box and put cabbage patch dolls in it. That is how ( Read more... )