"All the vestigial systems which come standard on a meat-based girlfriend have been removed in the robotic model, such as periods, aging, and orgasms."
Oh Dan, everyone knows the female orgasm is a myth. And, while it is unfamiliar territory, I am beginning to believe so is the period. Squirt a little ketchup onto a pad and you magically have an excuse to act like a total bitch. My sources are pointing in the direction of a coven of lesbian witches who started the mytho-ovo-lie decades ago.
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Oh Dan, everyone knows the female orgasm is a myth. And, while it is unfamiliar territory, I am beginning to believe so is the period. Squirt a little ketchup onto a pad and you magically have an excuse to act like a total bitch. My sources are pointing in the direction of a coven of lesbian witches who started the mytho-ovo-lie decades ago.
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