Comments | _pinkchocolate: i guess there's evan lysacek, too

_pinkchocolate

i guess there's evan lysacek, too

Feb 21, 2010 15:48

so i just spent the past half hour or so going through evan's twitter, and i have to say, despite his reputation as coca-cola's golden boy, he has NO FILTER WHATSOEVER. he was bitching about tanith and how she's dating charlie white (i guess that's how the rumour started?), which is a total no-no PR move. also, am i the only one who thinks he's ( Read more... )

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my_quorum February 24 2010, 02:34:11 UTC

bwahahahaa really, Plushenko is my favorite person. I felt really bad for him when he didn't win :( I just can't get into all the Evan hype and I tried! I did!

I love the commentators on the sex bomb routine. beautiful. I really do wish he'd taken gold, because he would have been so much more fun.

his douchery is a pity. tyrannicides February 25 2010, 06:42:34 UTC

I think I seriously credited "Evan Lysacek, on Not Watching Enough Animal Planet" on that mongoose quote, when I shared it.

Also, haha, he is totally gay. Every time he opens his mouth, a goddamn purse falls out. I think he said the sports car James Bond shit to throw people off his incredibly, incredibly homosexual scent. I love how everyone freaked out all WHOOBIEWHATTIE when he dropped that little bomb. Lysacek steeples his fingers: EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

Speaking of plans.

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Re: his douchery is a pity. tyrannicides February 25 2010, 06:57:31 UTC

He's kind of like Spike from Land Before Time, I return to say.

If Spike were a horrifically repressed, closeted homosexual.

Smug, confused, still somehow lovable. I have seen this face before.

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Re: his douchery is a pity. _pinkchocolate February 25 2010, 20:38:13 UTC

omg yes evan = spike. that kind of makes me hate him a little less, ngl. and his face does kind of look like a dinosaur's if you tilt your head a little.

evan needs to be more discreet about his plan. seriously, his constant efforts to mention expensive watches, fast cars, and stereotypical hot blonde girls are so suspicious. NOT EVERY STRAIGHT MAN WAS CREATED EQUAL, EVAN.

Re: his douchery is a pity. tyrannicides February 26 2010, 01:24:09 UTC

Plushenko is Sharp Tooth clearly.

Evan reminds me of an alien examining human mannerisms and adopting them as his own--it's right on the surface. he's making the right choices, but something feels unsettling about him and we're not sure why. We just perceive something is wrong, in the most human and irrational part of us. He's all, "Straight men--red meat...basketball...blonds, I NEED MORE BLONDS." Which makes it sound like gay men can't be ~macho, which is, of course, quite silly, but Evan is like a queen wearing king's clothing. He looks silly and he's all mixed up.