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[_pedestrian]

dear diary...

i know people make new years resolutions
...but can you make mid year resolutions?
well i'm going to start:

1) i reslove to be less of slut.

2) i reslove to find a nice man.

3) i resolve not to spend too much time at home.

4) i reslove not to get into too much trouble living on my own.

5) i reslove to be the best friend ever

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[adjustedoutcome]

just be liz.

[_pedestrian]

being liz isn't making me feel so good. i swear i have a huge sign that says "FUCKING TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME, IT'S EASY AND FUN" pasted to my forehead.

[marzopan]

ugh hey baby wanna do it?

[_pedestrian]

no! i'm being less slutty...but under any other cercumstances....