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happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear liz, happy birthday to youuuu!!!! happy birthday liz phair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yayayayayayayay!!re 37 omg you're old but who cares!!?!?!?! yayyyyyyy!!!! we all must celebrate this special day! okay okay i'm hyper. bye

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OMG LIZ PHAIR IS NOT OLD. SHE IS IMMORTAL, SO THEREFORE SHE CAN'T GET OLD, BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU THINK SHE'S REALLY OLD...GUESS WHAT, SHE'S GONNA GET OLDER! SO HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M REALLY HYPER.

PS-LIZ PHAIR ACTUALLY ISN'T IMMORTAL, BUT YA KNOW.

IT'S AN ITCH YOU KNOW WE ARE GONNA SCRATCH;;;;; GONNA TAKE A WHILE FOR THIS EGG TO HATCH, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE BEAUTIFUL?

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oh babay.

HERE WE GO WE'RE AT THE BEGININNG WE HAVEN'T FUCKED YET BUT MY HEADS SPINNING!

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omg i was gonna write that, but i didn't have enough time!