http://www.dunbell.freeserve.co.uk/pranks.htm

ROFL. I have to try those, English accents and all.

I seriously need a McDonald's breakfast ( Read more... )

I brought three dead animals to school today. :D ( Read more... )

You know how I spent my day?
Getting high.

One the swings.. in our old elementary school.
Yeah, the good stuff.
I went high. She went higher. It was crazy.
But I think I won.

I lost my footing ( Read more... )

Ok. Since this morning, seven dead flies have fallen on my head.

I'm just going to grin and take it as a good thing, because I really can't stand bad news at such good times as these.

Wow. I'm never looking at a fucking clothespin the same way again.
It's okay if you're confused. I am, too.

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I suck. I really do ( Read more... )

Hey. I'm at home on a school day; a day in which everyone from my school is currently at school.
What's the deal with that?

;)