[Drabble] The King of Sarcasm (Has Been Dethroned) - Non-JRock, Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Roxas

[_newworld]

Title: The King of Sarcasm (has been Dethroned)
Author: Kagome
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, sarcasm, innuendo.
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Axel/Roxas
Word Count: 525
Notes: This is just a cute little scene that popped in my head and wouldn’t leave me alone. XD My Roxas muse tends to flail internally a lot when it comes to Axel. FILLED

Comments

[bubblegumtotchi]

*gigglefits* Oh Roxas, you silly, silly boy. XD

“Oh,” Axel gasped melodramatically, one gloved hand moving to momentarily cover his mouth in the pretense of shock, “but we barely know each other. You have to take me out to dinner first.”

I snorted. Literally. XDDD

[oh, and just as an aside, the boys are requested (ordered xP) to be at Totchi's place tomorrow night for JJ's surprise birthday party. Not something that's actually gonna be RP'd, just something you should know. ^^ Sorta like whatever the Dork Brigade is planning for Totchi's bday, which is NEXT Tuesday (though I've been told he should probably be considered incommunicado that day, as Kai seems to have his own plans... which seem to involve my poor innocent (:P) muse being tied to the bed ;D)]

[_newworld]

I could not help myself. I tried, and I failed. Miserably. XD My god they're insane.

Now, if I could just get some inspriation for Death Note fic(lets). I have been wanting badly to write them but have had no inspiration! D: I just finished another Tom/Bill last night (which I suppose should take priority since I'm doing that 100 prompts thing. x_x).

[Okays. Thanks for letting me know~. I'll be working tomorrow night, but. XDXDXD And hey, being tied to the bed on your birthday is always fun. ^_~ <3333333]

[bubblegumtotchi]

They are... and we love them for it. XD

HERE! *hands you inspiration* (sounded good anyway, considering mine and Miha's muses are being greedy lately... shower!sex for the two in the icon - who weren't even SUPPOSED to hook up, mind you lol, mile-high-club!sex for Koki & Ueda, office!sex for Yoshiki and Sugizo... greedy bastards :P) Yes, the Tom/Bill comes first. *nods*

[I had no doubt they'd be there...or murder me in my sleep if I left them out. :P And I think JJ is planning Totchi's for next Monday night, since that seems to be the best night for most everybody. Which should be interesting, cuz it will be the first big thing that's gone on since Jin and Junichi hooked up (which no one but Vicky actually knows about yet.... she caught them in bed together. XD;; I'll keep you posted. XD

ETA - And yes, Totchi certainly seems to think so anyway, judging by the all-too-innocent look he keeps giving me. :P]

[mishiru_shi]

I'm not really into axel/roxas thing but I have to admit this drabble is making me think/feel so different ;;
I love it!

It's really the kind of relationship I want to believe between them
You are always making my days with your things ;^;

[_newworld]

I loved them from the beginning because of the cuteness and the snark and Axel's insane determination to get Roxas back and make him remember. <3333 Thank you so much for reading and commenting. I'm glad you enjoyed this even if Axel/Roxas isn't your favorite pairing. ^_^

[obstinate_fate]

I totally agree with mishiru_shi. This is just... so undeniably them that it's hard to believe it could be any other way. xD

Usually people jump straight to the mm-mm-bang-bang--which I don't have a problem with, if it's done really nicely--and it's quaint, sweet stuff like this that reminds me why I really do like the pairing. Because there is substance, there is something there, and it's the tension between them that, oh, say, makes either one of them into a flustered, blushing, smiling little boy again that is really what makes it real.

Cute idea, too, by the way. >P

[kagome_angel]

I tend to go all over the place, writing these two. I write angst, I write fluff, I write complete snark (and the snark more often than not finds its way into the fluff, because that's just how I see them acting with one another). :D

I can never seem to write just porn with these two, though. ^^; There's always some underlying something going on, you know? Mostly Axel trying to figure out just WTF is going on. *LOL*

Thank you so much. I'm glad you liked it. <3

[kagome_angel]

Thank you~! I could picture Roxas flailing in my mind when I wrote this, so it seemed perfect. XD

*snuggles and kisses your arm* Yes, that game can definitely make your arm sore. :/

[roterhimmel]

*FLAIL* - *KEYBOARD SMASH*

fsgjkdfsgj;ehf wuio twuio34jhr!!1!one!!

I LOVE IT A LOT, LIKE, I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN AND DO INDECENT THINGS WITH THIS ROXAS AND AXEL RIGHT NOW.

:DDD

Since Axel obviously didn’t understand Roxas’ brand of sarcasm, the blonde went for the more direct approach-one which could not be misinterpreted. “Fuck you.” Which, in less (and decidedly cruder) words, meant: I don’t like you and I don’t want to get to know you, so go away.

“Oh,” Axel gasped melodramatically, one gloved hand moving to momentarily cover his mouth in the pretense of shock, “but we barely know each other. You have to take me out to dinner first.” His lips quirked then into a small smirk. “And I hate to tell you kid, but I don’t do bottom-I’d be the one doing the fucking, thank you very much.”

SO MUCH WIN HERE!!!!! *brainded from teh CAPSLOCK*

Sorry for this spazzing, I just... kind of read this thing in the right moment of time, in the right situation and it killed my brain cells :D

[_newworld]

Your comments always make me so happy. XDXDXD *CUDDLES* STILL WANT TO BEAR MY CHILDREN??? :DDDDDDDD *SHOT* <33333333

I could not resist, because I seem to always manage to sneak some form of snarky Roxas and Axel into fics, when I write about them. Making this one full of sarcasm was just... too much fun. XD I'm glad you like it, and I certainly don't mind the spazzing. <3333