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I was evaluating my existence today, and unfortunately my results show that I would've been more productive as a fetal abortion sucked through a wet-dry vaccuum.

I hate everything.

I'm moving to New York City.

MUD, here I come :)!

Yes, my tongue is pierced.

No, I will not give you oral sex.

Pictures to come.

So I was driving to Jessica's, and Um.. Yea

I missed the deer, but then I hit a sand bank, Spun around mid air and landed in the opposite direction on the drivers side.

Literally, on the drivers side. I'm suprised the windows didn't shatter, nor did the Air Bags deploy.

I almost died, isn't that hardxcore?

Update:

Nemo Da Raver <--- New Screename, Add me to your lists.
nemo3587@hotmail.com <--- New Email Adress, I never get email, so ignore this.
and also http://www.myspace.com/_n3m0 <--- Add me on MySpace, and browse my new pics.

Hey Ben; I'm sorry.

When he touches me, their is still a spark
But it's still awkward as fuck.

Just keep swimming.

I'm walking on sunshine.

Be happy for me, or eat my shit.

[P.S. - Sarah-Jane, Ashley-May, and Jessica-Lynn are my wives. Period.]

I just read my friendspage for the last time. So much trash. I'm going to stick to just going to a few peoples journal's, not that it matters too much because I currently don't have a computer nor a care to sit on one all night playing with Livejournal ( Read more... )

I've fallen, and I have no desire to get up.