Comments | _morrissey_: Vive La Revolucion!

_morrissey_

Vive La Revolucion!

Jul 22, 2004 14:25

My pretties, I apologize once again for not being more available to you, but this time I have a good excuse- I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED! sort ofI'm writing this missive from a bunker somewhere in Sweden. I'm not quite sure what's happened, but apparently I've been named the figurehead of a Nordic Revolutionary cell. I don't even really know what they ( Read more... )

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kate__winslet July 22 2004, 14:28:39 UTC

I think they forced you to write this!

_morrissey_ July 22 2004, 14:34:56 UTC

Shh, they might be on to us. We'll have to talk in code.

kate__winslet July 22 2004, 14:42:50 UTC

What kind of code? Do you know sign language?

_morrissey_ July 22 2004, 14:54:16 UTC

If we put the letter 's' on the end of every sentence, perhaps they won't catch on and do whatever horrible things they decided they want to do to mes.

It's very simple, but it might be enough to foul them ups.

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rob_dickinson July 22 2004, 14:59:22 UTC

I've been meaning to ask you if you've enjoyed working with Merk at Sanctuary Records. As it seems you and I are on the same label now. Merk has been my manager since the beginning and I was pleasantly surprised when you signed with his new label.

_morrissey_ July 22 2004, 15:03:33 UTC

He gives excellent blow-jobs Yes, I'm actually quite fond of him.

rob_dickinson July 22 2004, 15:17:41 UTC

>:o I thought he only did that for me! He's a great guy isn't he?

_morrissey_ July 22 2004, 15:19:53 UTC

Who could resist this? Yeah. Really generous with the blow jobs.

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joeylaurenadams July 22 2004, 15:11:17 UTC

Do they feed you Life?

_morrissey_ July 22 2004, 15:14:52 UTC

No, that's the worst part about this whole thing.

joeylaurenadams July 22 2004, 15:15:54 UTC

I'm going to rescue you. I can't cope with how they are mistreating you so.

_morrissey_ July 22 2004, 15:18:20 UTC

It's cruel and unusual.

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asia_argento July 22 2004, 18:13:42 UTC

It's the Our Father in German. Are they Teutonic fundies?

_morrissey_ July 22 2004, 18:34:24 UTC

That explains a lot actually. Perhaps I should start calling myself 'The Dude'.

BTW, I could have something close to love for you.

kelly_macdonald July 23 2004, 10:30:44 UTC

I'll set up a rescue mission with Kate and be there in a tick. Though, that jacket is quite nice and you might want to try and take it with you.

_morrissey_ July 23 2004, 15:13:31 UTC

I'm going to try to talk them into two more and then you and Kate will have a souvenier from Sweden.