I need orange wool and I need it fast.

HELP.

I am now convinced that Hogrid exsists just to annoy me. He makes my spots boil.

Today, in that class we take that has lots of smelly animals in it, he dropped one of them on it's head picked up and then shook it about while calling it 'ye silly wee focker'.

This is disgusting.

I dislike that Hogrid man, he told me I should wax more often.

DAPHNE GREENGRASS, I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE.

Can you grow whiskers from smoking catnip?

drink28d8shnups929sisrtigooooddddddddsssssssssssssssyessssssssuuuaYES.

I just found a packet of green grass on my bed with some paper. Not funny.

( Half to Jim, rest of Gryffindors and most of the school. Esp those of you with big eyeballs. Oh, and Crap and Boil. )

( To most of the Slytherins, except Daphne and her dog, Ryan from Gryffindor and Ernie the fastest milkman in the west )

I AM NOT MARRYING ERNIE.

P.S. Daphne, truce?