I've been real busy...

Apr 02, 2004 00:13

The following message was left on my voice mail:

"Bryan, It's Candice. I changed my mind. I'd really like to have my scarf back. I could come get it, or if you really wouldn't mind driving here, tomorrow would be great for me. Give me a call."

Yeah, she wants it.

Just for kicks )

Leave a comment

Comments 48

(The comment has been removed)

_man_in_tights April 2 2004, 10:19:56 UTC
Girls like her always carry a toothbrush with them.

Reply


crackiswack April 2 2004, 05:33:08 UTC
You know what? Reading your journal makes me hate females and makes me feel...i don't know, almost embarrassed to be one.

It shows how fucking pathetic females are, how they will do anything to appeal to a guy, and how they seem to base their entire life and self-worth around what a man thinks of them. I hate it. It makes me so angry...can these girls not get their own lives and do things for themselves?

I am NEVER going to be like that...nevernevernever. *shakes head*

Eat sushi and then puke it up? Not me, I'd eat the steak and wash it down with a slice of cheesecake, and if you don't like that, too bad for you. And I'd only fuck you if I FELT LIKE IT.

I hate girls. I could never be gay.

Reply

_man_in_tights April 2 2004, 10:25:42 UTC
Don't take anything I say to heart. There are girls out there, that blow many out of the water, just like men can be too.

I'm sure if you were to write about every silly thing a guy has ever done to annoy you, I would feel myself hating my own gender too. This is just from my viewpoint. It doesn't reflect how the whole male population sees the women they are with..

Also, even though it's soooo three years ago, I'm a really big cynic.

Reply

pervpersuasion April 2 2004, 17:40:43 UTC
Also, even though it's soooo three years ago, I'm a really big cynic.

two thoughts:

hahahahahahahahahaha <---unending
and
trends are for those who can't make up their mind on their own.

Reply


Puke and Sushi.... evilelfy April 2 2004, 07:17:52 UTC
I dont get it...what is it about a 40 year old woman, regardless of what her panties look like, (did she know you were looking?) that could possibly make you want to jack off in the bathroom...Also, the the human mind amaizes me...thinking of your cum in the toilet and then associating it with you thinking about how you will be as a father. hmmmm...how will you be as a father?...interesting thought there =)

Reply

Re: Puke and Sushi.... _man_in_tights April 2 2004, 10:31:56 UTC
Why not jerk off at the sight of a 40 year old woman? Do women stop being sexually desirable once they hit 40? I don't think so, and I think it is ridiculous for you to assume that. When you are 40 you'll be PRAYING that a guy my age notices you, trust me. I find 40 year old women much more appealing than a silly 18 year old in MANY cases.

The association with me being a father and my cum going down the toilet clearly shows how I think I will be as a father.

Reply

Re: Puke and Sushi.... evilelfy April 2 2004, 11:10:49 UTC
"Why not jerk off at the sight of a 40 year old woman? Do women stop being sexually desirable once they hit 40? I don't think so, and I think it is ridiculous for you to assume that. When you are 40 you'll be PRAYING that a guy my age notices you, trust me."

Calm your self. Sheesh, your so offensive. who shoved a stick up your ass? You totally took what I said the wrong way. Im not criticizing you in any way. I am not assuming that once a women hits 40 that makes her any less sexually desirable, you assumed that thats what I ment. But you said yourself, And your right, when im 40 i probably will wish that a guy your age notices me. But im not so sure im gonna want it because the guy happened to see what kind of underwear I was wearing! you said so your self, you only saw he panties...besides, sexually desireable? please, you saw a pussy and it made you hard...that really has nothing to do with age. "And honestly, I didn't even notice the face of the 40-something woman. She could have been hidious, but at least she wore sexy ( ... )

Reply

Re: Puke and Sushi.... _man_in_tights April 2 2004, 11:25:41 UTC
When I said I hardly noticed her face, I was mostly playing around. Although it is hard to look a stranger in the face when all you can think about is getting to the bathroom to relieve yourself. I was more attracted by the fact that while she looked conservative and proper on the outside, underneath, she was wearing something sexy and seductive. That shows me that she is still confident in her sexuality and that is the biggest turn on to me. No, it was not because of her pussy, as you put it. But why am I explaining myself??

Also, I was only using an 18 year old as an example. I don't even know how old you are, remember?

Reply


lipglosskisses April 2 2004, 14:24:49 UTC
your journal entries always amuse me. I find you sexy :)

Reply

_man_in_tights April 8 2004, 00:54:54 UTC
Thanks!!! I'm glad I amuse you! :b

Reply


meridianblue April 4 2004, 11:20:51 UTC
Hey, you know I'm just here to admire your icons ;-)

Your journal is such fun to read. Honesty is always sexy as hell when done with humour. Nobility is overrated!

Reply

_man_in_tights April 4 2004, 21:38:45 UTC
my icons rule! :) Thanks... :)

Reply


Leave a comment

Up