Friday Five ( Read more... )

"I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I can mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring ( Read more... )

"The Japanese culture is very big on martial arts and spiritual disciplines. So when a guy tells me he is studying something that has a Japanese name, I know he has either embarked on a mystical journey or is learning how to break someone's neck with two fingers."
-George Carlin

"If lobsters looked like puppies, people could never drop them in boiling water while they're still alive. But instead, they look like science fiction monsters, so it's ok. The restaurants that allow patrons to select live lobsters from a tank should be made to paint names on their shells: "Happy," "Baby Doll," "Junior". I defy anyone to drop a ( Read more... )

tired and thinking..not always a good combo.

Thought maybe I would post a quote from George Carlin every day or so. He gets me thinking more often than not. I've always liked him*nods*

1. Do you like talking on the phone? Why or why not ( Read more... )

I was sooo sorry to hear about what happened to Phil on New Years. This only happened an hour or so after I got off the phone with Deb and everyone else. I wasn't sure what to think at first. It does put everything in perspective when things like this happen. No lectures from me. Just know Phil, that myself and many others are thinking about you ( Read more... )

Holy shit..I'm not an complete idiot after all . I can use this thing *does a victory dance*

testing testing..one two..mwuahahahhaha