oh dear.

[_longlostfriend]

people have been asking me how my summer has gone.
"creepy phillip" at the video store keeps making eyes at me and gave me his number.
i just got into a fight with a five year old, and i'm afraid that he won. he's a vicious killer.
when i got out of the car i stepped in a colossal pile of mud.
i hear that if a bird shits on you it's good luck.

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[blueapollo88]

id shit on the bird

[_longlostfriend]

that visual just made me sad.

[blueapollo88]

for the bird

or for me

[_longlostfriend]

for both.

[mogeek]

OHH MY GOD. They're gonna sell the harry potter books at my work and the shipment came in today and we're not allowed to open the boxes until the book is released!!!! i was gonna tear it open anyway....but decided losing my job over harry potter is not as cool as it sounds. *rips out hair in anxiousness* i feel ya.

[_longlostfriend]

you're icon made me lol.

[scarsdontfade]

this whole entry made me laugh. and that... THAT!!!! my sexy dominican amiga... is why i love you. lol see ya later homes
<33 liz

[_longlostfriend]

i try.

liz rocks the softball field. woooot.