The question is, does he ever *stop* trying to steal her underwear.

[_lavinia_]

First line (or three) of a fic:

Father had taught her about many of the demonic tendencies of vampires, but he had failed to mention that they would try to steal her underwear.

She started to wonder now how he could have neglected it, when it seemed that for at least one certain vampire, it was his highest priority and goal for which he ceaselessly

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[_lavinia_]

It's totally canon.

[xephwrites]

OMG! lol Love this!! ♥♥♥

Haven't read anything Hellsing related in ages. AGES, I tell you!!

[_lavinia_]

Thank you. :) I really do love Hellsing (Integra, Alucard, and Walter more specifically) and still want to write tons for it...but SPN fandom is so much more rewarding.