Comments | _justtonks: Come one, come all, to the greatest show on earth!

_justtonks

Come one, come all, to the greatest show on earth!

Jan 11, 2005 21:38

Anyone else care to be present when I give birth?
Cirus will really be a circus.

I should just sell tickets...honestly

4 galleons for ladies.
3 galleons for men.

2 for children and senior citizens.

Kidding.
Sortof.

Comments 39

girl_weasley January 13 2005, 00:16:12 UTC

Why cheaper for the men?

_justtonks January 13 2005, 00:30:04 UTC

It's a bit of a learning experience, isn't it? For ladies?

Besides, the poor fellas'll be put off sex for months. It's really a punishment. They should have to pay less if they're going to put themselves through it, don't you think?

girl_weasley January 13 2005, 12:14:12 UTC

Oh i see, well i don't think you'll get many male takers...surely they should be outside, pacing with cigars or something. Actually that sounds like a good idea...

_justtonks January 13 2005, 20:06:04 UTC

Where is your sense of adventure? No. I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to watch.

The whole point was that Remus keeps inviting people to watch since he can't. Well no, that's a lie. He invited Tale. Which was enough.

I in turn invited Hermione, but you're welcome to pace outside or come in as well. Hermione's been... off lately. I'm worried about her. (Probably my hormone-suped mind, don't pay much attention to it.)

Hm. Two doesn't sound so bad when you list it. Perhaps I am really going crazy.

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_hjpotter January 14 2005, 15:45:43 UTC

Surely you're knight errant doesn't have to pay THREE GALLEONS?

wtf.

_justtonks January 14 2005, 19:54:08 UTC

No. "Harry"s get in for free.
I forgot to put that, surely you forgive me.

_hjpotter January 14 2005, 22:09:44 UTC

I forgive you. So do you think Cirius is going to bring her face into the world some time soon?

lunaphobic_ January 17 2005, 23:46:37 UTC

I sure hope not. She's due in April, Harry.

Thread 11

dmalfoy_ January 19 2005, 03:06:43 UTC

[Private to Tonks]

I told my father I wanted the muggles for my own uses. He now thinks I'm growing up to be a nice, sick fuck like the rest of the family...you have 3 days to get them off my hands before I give them back to him.

And further? Don't try to guilt-trip me. It doesn't work. I just got sick of their crying. 3 days. Do what you have to do. And keep your mouth shut while you do it, as well.
-Draco

[/Private]

_justtonks January 19 2005, 21:45:07 UTC

[Private to Draco]

I... Why me? Why now? What made you change your mind?

Where can I pick them up?

[/Private]

dmalfoy_ January 19 2005, 23:58:53 UTC

[Private]

I watched them, with what they do. It changed my mind. I don't think want to be a part of that.

I put them up in that green hotel in Knockturn Alley. Room 342.

[/Private]

_justtonks January 20 2005, 02:53:43 UTC

[Private]

I'll be there.

[/Private]

girl_weasley January 20 2005, 21:18:34 UTC

BTW is it too late to work the "i'd be a fantastic Godmother angle?" she's got to have two, and one godfather...