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Jan 16, 2007 20:43

Alright, so who wants to sleep with me?

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purely_harper January 17 2007, 02:25:55 UTC
What an offer.

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_harry_p_ January 17 2007, 04:07:32 UTC
That's not much fun.

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_irish_blood9 January 17 2007, 04:08:34 UTC
I need time to deliberate, don't I?

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_harry_p_ January 17 2007, 04:14:32 UTC
Depends on your standards.

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_irish_blood9 January 17 2007, 04:15:55 UTC
Which is while I'll need to dilberate.

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_harry_p_ January 17 2007, 04:22:09 UTC
So what are they?

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_irish_blood9 January 17 2007, 04:29:18 UTC
my standards?

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_harry_p_ January 17 2007, 04:31:26 UTC
Yeah.

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_irish_blood9 January 17 2007, 04:40:54 UTC
Flawless skin.
Teeth that pearls couldn't hold a candle to.
Slender is a must.
Eyes that put our dear stars to shame.
Lips soft as roses, save the thorns.
Long hair all the better to pull at, my sweet.
Intelligence to rival my own.

And I suppose personality.

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_harry_p_ January 17 2007, 04:51:03 UTC
Don't ask for much, huh?

Might be looking for a while. Haven't seen any girls like that walking around this school.

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_irish_blood9 January 17 2007, 05:03:41 UTC
You're not looking.

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_harry_p_ January 17 2007, 05:10:12 UTC
No, they just aren't around.

Why, you think you know one?

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_irish_blood9 January 17 2007, 18:26:46 UTC
I'm not either.

But I think someone really smart said that once. :/

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purely_harper January 17 2007, 22:38:56 UTC
Doesn't look any candidate worthy enough... unless you want Potter?

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_irish_blood9 January 17 2007, 22:48:21 UTC
My gate doesn't swing that way.

And if it did, I'd have better taste than that.

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purely_harper January 17 2007, 23:10:37 UTC
So who are the candidates?

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