WHERE ARE YOU, CHOUJI?!
I hate white tanktops.
Shikamaru or Chouji. I need tampons again please. IF YOU DON'T GET THEM I'LL PUNCH YOUR FA-- Please get them. I can't get out of the house. ♥
( Hamenehamenehamene HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )
Shikamaru or Chouji. I need tampons again please. IF YOU DON'T GET THEM I'LL PUNCH YOUR FA-- Please get them. I can't get out of the house. ♥
( Hamenehamenehamene HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )
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That mental image is so incredibly screwed up. My God.
Deer-farming hick.
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And I'll just have to punch your face in.
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Ehhhh, I'll be a good boyfriend and get you your tampons. Any particular kind you need? Uh, and be specific. I know nothing about tampons. It's just me, Dad, and Chouichi, remember? This whole bleed-your-guts-out-monthly thing you girls do is totally alien to me. Oh, and do you want anything else from the store while I'm out?
Yeah, and I can hear you on the safe sex spiel. Dad gave me a talking-to this morning when I rolled in the door. Guess I didn't tell him I was going to spend the night with you on V-day...*blushes* He wasn't too worried, I think, but he did give me the whole 'Do you want to be a father at sixteen, young man' thing. Augh. No. We'd be bad teenage parents D:.
OMG, guess what? Dad told me that Chouichi was a lapse of my parents' better judgement/teen pregnancy. He was barely eighteen when big bro was born. So much makes sense, now.
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What is up with our parents? I don't want to be a teen mother please. And I wouldn't want you to go through the whole shebang either. Sometimes my mother says she wishes I was born a boy. Ahahahaha.
O RLY. Your brother was a mistake? just like Shikamaru Just kidding. Well, now we know that if we ever do want to become teen parents, that we wouldn't want any little mini Chouichis running around. :D
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Are you trying to tell me something, m'dear?
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