OMG! *jumps* Jonathan Ross! I am sooo hot for him. He's Simon Cook The Second. Or Simon is Jonathan The Second. Whichever you prefer. The bottom (oh, yes, bottom me!) line is that they are gorgeous, scrumptious, luscious, hot, raw, to nibble on, arousing, carnal, concupiscent, erotic, horny, lascivious, lewd, libidinous, lustful, passionate, prurient, salacious, sensual, etcetera... etcetera. So. I'm just saying Jonathan Ross is not my uncle (it would be terrible to shag you uncle, wouldn't it?) but my girlie-wet-dream. Will that do? ;)
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So. I'm just saying Jonathan Ross is not my uncle (it would be terrible to shag you uncle, wouldn't it?) but my girlie-wet-dream. Will that do? ;)
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& HUGH LAURIE AND STEPHEN FRY! YOU REALLY WANT TO KILL ME BY OVERDOSIS OF GORGEOUS MEN, right? :|
*dies*
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and yay for headbanging fairies.
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