Comments | _honeyspider: Crazy European Sex!

_honeyspider

Crazy European Sex!

Jan 21, 2008 04:23

Why is that the more sex is in a European movie, the more likely it is to end in PAINFUL TRAGEDY. European sex romps are so unrompy when Alison and I get them out.

So we've been sitting on the couch for the last four hours watching movies and spent half of it laughing, crying 'hee! penis!', or crying.

Y Tu Mama Tambien? So good. I've been meaning ( Read more... )

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sancta_terra January 20 2008, 15:33:55 UTC

Diego/Gael = LOVE LOVE LOVE

_honeyspider January 20 2008, 15:37:01 UTC

OMG so very yes!!

sancta_terra January 20 2008, 15:35:08 UTC

Also, you should complete the set with the German "Big Girls Don't Cry" as Karoline has sex and looks BORED. It's kinda funny. But the film is excellent.

_honeyspider January 20 2008, 15:37:36 UTC

Hahaha, I totally want to see that one... Must check if the video store has it!

sancta_terra January 20 2008, 15:38:47 UTC

It's such a good film, I was in floods of tears at the end. And there's a decent amount of sex so it fits in with your rule of more sexing = more woe.

I might go watch it again instead of doing this essay..

_honeyspider January 20 2008, 15:39:45 UTC

Sexing DOES equal woe! Why can't they just have happy sex like in American films!

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phfa January 21 2008, 01:32:44 UTC

Not good ones.

(So I'm told)

_honeyspider January 21 2008, 04:08:58 UTC

Apparently there was ones with George Clooney and Christian Bale but I don't believe such horrible rumours.

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jd_piesse January 20 2008, 23:31:40 UTC

though obviously not on Saturday night.
Cause you will clearly be at my 21st party

phfa January 21 2008, 01:32:58 UTC

Obviously!