i have noone to go to the jacuzzi with. ducky's not into it she says the chlorine will turn her fur green. she's such a jerk.

in lord of the rings, i thought it was dick of frodo to leave his friends and get on that boat with all those old people. if i was sam i woulda knocked his lights out.

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stop lurking my fucking livejournal creep. it ain't gonna happen.

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fuck it. i'm getting plastered.

I WANNA SEE THE STEPFORD WIVES SO BAD!! i am going. even if i have to take my MOM. ok maybe im not THAT desperate to see it. but someone better go with me. i'll be calling, oh yes i will. ::shifty eyes::

im gonna go play in the jacuzzi.

ten hours.
five hundred dollars.
one sore motherfuckin sarah.
GOOD
NITE.

i quit my job.
boys need to learn how to watch what they say.
i seriously love my kitten so much.
denny's is awesome for lunch.
my back still hurts.
i want sex.