you're never going to remember everything, and the transport will never be on time. the important part is actually getting there with all of your bodily organs intact.
that bird actually is a vampire. it was a participant in one of my shady experiments; yet another experiment to have gone awry, i must confess. when he escaped, i wasn't sure he'd survive, but apparently he's lurking about in New York (where the people deserve to have their blood drained by unsanitary birds, anyway). that fancy pants tail of his always attracted easy prey. pure genius. sigh. he was one of my greatest creations, but he had too much power, he grew cocky and rebellious. one day we will meet again, and i will destroy the evil thing i created. *shakes fist* DESTROY IT, I SAY
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hahahahaha.
my cats totally do that. little bastards. little furry bastards. that i love.
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