Guidelines for Evil Empresses

[_harley_quinn_]

Ya know, you can find the greatest information on the Internet nowadays! Think I'll so see what's available in the latest Kevlar fashions as per Rule #7. A girl can't be too careful!

Comments

[ivy_lady]

This list is interesting, Harleen. When did you come back into town?

[_harley_quinn_]

Hey Red! What's shakin'?

Heh. Got back the other day, just in time for the rain of ping pong balls! Wasn't that a hoot!! Although it would've been funnier if they exploded on impact. Any idea on who did it?

Call me sometime doll, we'll get together, do lunch, paint each other's nails and do other girly stuff. I missed you while I was gone!

And hey, I picked you up a really nifty statue of Nepit while I was runnin' around Egypt, you'll love it! She's the Goddess of grain or something like that.

[ivy_lady]

I heard about those, yes. As for the "what's shaking," I have been gathering samples outside of Gotham's limited eco-system and distancing myself from dalying with superheroes. I wish I would have known you were about. I have some ideas for you...maybe a road trip/slumber party.

I thank you for the statue. When and where would be a good time to meet?

[_harley_quinn_]

I know what you mean about distancing yourself from the Cape Squad. I'm gonna try to keep under Batsy's radar for the time being. Not for too long of course, otherwise life just wouldn't be fun, ya know?

Road trip/Slumber party? Whoot!! I'm so there! Just call me Thelma to your Louise!! Drop by anytime, I'm staying in an old abandoned school in Oak Hill, halfway between Gotham and Blüdhaven.

The Babies know you well enough not to eat you, and you know the usual pressies I tend to leave for uninvited visitors and traveling salesmen. Look forward to seeing you!