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Willy, I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaiting...

And remember, you'd be surprised what you can live through.

*smirk*

Well, I didn't kill, although he'll be feeling the effects of the bull-whip for a while.

Son of a larva demon...trying to SELL my bra on eBay...

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Your ass is grass.

*rubs head*

Goddamn. WAAAAAY too much champagne last night. And he wasn't even dead. It's like a Greek tragedy.

Or not, but it sounds funny to say.

Hey Willy, Cole? I want my underwear back.

The idiots down at the Initiative offed the brooding bleached-blond poet!!!!!

Oh, Glory in Hell, I am so VERY amused right now.

*breaks out champagne and starts handing out flutes*

To the United States Military! MacKenzie and Co. better pray the Slayer doesn't castrate them for this stunt...

Well, I was finally ordered back to work today. The only reason I got this long of a vacay to recover from the Level-That-Will-Not-Be-Named is because I threatened to go Hellgod on a few of the higher-ups ( Read more... )

DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:ModerateSchizotypal:ModerateAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:HighNarcissistic:Very HighAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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Well duh. All villains have issues; I could've told you that. Incidentally, low instance of borderline behavior.

Due to a certain incredibly irritating psychologist who doesn't know when to stuff his theories, I have been forced out to make the following statements ( Read more... )

Tonight when the ensouled one was lying unconscious on the table in the middle of the Bronze, someone got a BRILLIANT idea.

Dress him in drag, of course. Because we were really bored.

And he makes a LOVELY girl, if I do say so myself. We decided to give him the natural look, despite the goth leanings the vampy complexion suggests. Faithdid the ( Read more... )