I feel like a bit of a douche for missing your berfday!! But regardless, HAPPY BERFDAY!!!
Liscense, eh? Now you can be my chaffeur when i decide to deign jerz with a visit! It'll be like DRIVING MISS DAISY, except i'm Jessica Tandy and you're Morgan Freeman.
i love being black men! it's a hobby of mine to grow a penis, lots of melanin, and a wonderful speaking voice.
anyways, belated birthdays are sweet because it's like adding extra days onto the celebration. there is nothing better than recieving birthday goodwill long after most people have forgotten.
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Liscense, eh? Now you can be my chaffeur when i decide to deign jerz with a visit! It'll be like DRIVING MISS DAISY, except i'm Jessica Tandy and you're Morgan Freeman.
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anyways, belated birthdays are sweet because it's like adding extra days onto the celebration. there is nothing better than recieving birthday goodwill long after most people have forgotten.
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